Oh, God. Oh, God. My hair. My hair! The government gave me bad hair!

Cordelia ,'The Cautionary Tale of Numero Cinco'


Natter 71: Someone is wrong on the Internet  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Consuela - Nov 28, 2012 2:34:15 pm PST #2464 of 30001
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix

I just learned that avocadoes grow on trees. Everyone from California may now mock me.

HAH.

I ate a tangerine this morning that I picked off my own tree. It wasn't that ripe, but it was made sweeter by being picked 90 seconds before.


Lee - Nov 28, 2012 2:35:36 pm PST #2465 of 30001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

I just had my old sickly PITA plum tree cut down, so now I am trying to decide if I want to replace it with a lemon tree or an avocado tree or both.


SuziQ - Nov 28, 2012 2:36:09 pm PST #2466 of 30001
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame

We had an avocado tree in my back yard when I was 3 or 4. I remember playing "golf" with them and a putter from somewhere. One of my few memories from that age. I don't remember eating them, though.


SuziQ - Nov 28, 2012 2:36:46 pm PST #2467 of 30001
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame

Ohhhh...lemon trees are the bomb diggity. I think they are more manageable than an avocado tree.


Dana - Nov 28, 2012 2:36:58 pm PST #2468 of 30001
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

Man, Judge Judy is possibly the best sitcom ever.


-t - Nov 28, 2012 2:46:52 pm PST #2469 of 30001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

I need to plant my latest avocado sprout. Someday I hope to have fruit off of these things.

Lime trees are also nice, Lee. I'm trying to think of something I could trade you lemons for, though mine are not Meyers.


Consuela - Nov 28, 2012 2:56:04 pm PST #2470 of 30001
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix

... and apparently it was "a tough afternoon" for my folks.

I feel so bad for my mom. She must be so terrified and unhappy, even though there's little reason to be.


Jesse - Nov 28, 2012 2:56:23 pm PST #2471 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

As an eater, not a grower, I was going to ask about lime and avocado!


Theodosia - Nov 28, 2012 2:57:17 pm PST #2472 of 30001
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

I thought they were laid by the avocado birds.


flea - Nov 28, 2012 2:59:23 pm PST #2473 of 30001
information libertarian

I guess I imagined something more like a pineapple plant. I mean, I've sprouted an avocado seed, but as far as that got it never really made me think "this will be a tree."