There is nothing sadder than discovering a lovely cake all covered I chocolate icing is not actually chocolate cake.
Last week, I kept trying to convince myself that despite everything, I was lucky to have a job that's especially taxingl, well paying, time off up the yin yang, pretty good benefits. Today, the thought of having to go back to work tomorrow is making want to flee to the airport and get a ticket on the first plane leaving the continent. Everyone I work with is counting the days until they retire. I mean that literally. (my coworker Debbie has 123 working days left until she retires.) It terrible we're all so miserable.
That was ...weird. I think the first half mile was fueled by nothing but caffeine.
And apparently Loki is conditioned to think that me home from the pool=food. Even when it is at 9:45AM, not 7pm.
Ugh, that is terrible, Sue.
I'm proud, I got in my 2 miles this morning and finished up 3.25 yesterday despite hitting it off with a promising guy on a dating site at 10pm. (Interrupted our chat for a 20 minute walk and he was still waiting to banter when I got back, which is practically unheard of online.) Makes me feel better about calling my lake/beach excursion today on account of sunburn.
That is terrible. Is it shameful to admit that each year, I number a posit note from 1-180 and I count down the days starting on the first. Maybe next year I'll add the year to. 25.1-25.180. That's a little too depressing though.
Also, B is the only correct answer. C would be chocolate-covered cake.
I just spent the last half hour taming ivy in the front and my head sweats so damned much. It's like I dunked it. OK, now to deal with the back ivy. And then possibly actually dunk my head. It's not even that hot out!
Is it too early for me to give up on doing anything today?
I'm just making up for all the sleeping I did yesterday.
OK, back ivy beaten back. Plant people, with tulip bulbs I'm storing until I plant them in the fall, do I cut the stems off?
I should eat something before I start getting irrational.
I cleaned up the fire pit from last night's flaming fruit experiment and walked the cat. There's some household cleaning that needs to happen, but otherwise today's forecast is "Continuing Lazy with a 75% chance of fic." Then it's four days of work and a week off. Yay!
