Re pineapple, that is not just gross, but people are paying like $1200 an ounce for that shit (is my impression of Teavana) and getting shorted.
Re dead baby birds, you should tell them yes and they all need to wear SARS masks for the next six weeks, just to be sure.
Re life in general: can I get a round of Fuck Cancer? My dad got diagnosed with prostate cancer this week. "Moderately aggressive" is all I know so far.
It is delicious! Whatever it is.
So we are watching Dinosaur Train (kill me) which is surprisingly this weirdly inclusive show.
What with pterodons adopting a T. Rex.
oh, Brenda. I'm so sorry.
I had shiitakes sauteed with a splash of red wine and asparagus again. It's gonna be a regular weekend meal while the local asparagus is available. Simple, nothing to disguise the flavors.
Shit, brenda, that's awful. I'm so sorry.
I'm so sorry, brenda. Fuck cancer indeed.
Brenda,
oh dear. All I can say is that they have really improved the treatment of prostrate cancer over the years so here is hoping that it is treatable and your father tolerates it well.
I'm sorry.