Sir? I'd like you to take the helm, please. I need this man to tear all my clothes off.

Zoe ,'Serenity'


Natter 71: Someone is wrong on the Internet  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


le nubian - May 24, 2013 10:29:24 am PDT #23568 of 30001
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."

I think drum circles are likely to elicit rage. Discuss.


SuziQ - May 24, 2013 10:32:47 am PDT #23569 of 30001
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame

I'm being infused righ now. Wheee? Iron is at 7. Normal range is 10-232.


Sheryl - May 24, 2013 10:35:28 am PDT #23570 of 30001
Fandom means never having to say "But where would I wear that?"

Timelies all!

Woke up a bunch of times during the night. (Mostly because of the congestion in my nose, but having Nova start meowing at 6 didn't help.) Did a half day at work, and am now at Balticon, soaking up the free wi-fi in the lobby. Not as tired as I thought I'd be.


JZ - May 24, 2013 10:36:33 am PDT #23571 of 30001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

The FREE MOON PIES are also pissing me off mightily, like we're a bunch of puppies jumping eagerly at snax instead of grown-ups with years invested in working for this place without raises or bonuses and with very, very little chance for advancement (plus, isn't the history of the popularity of the Moon Pie that it was sugary and dirt cheap, so even a day laborer sweating for pennies could afford a Moon Pie and a Coke for lunch and have enough energy to sweat through the rest of the day? That's the best snax they could come up with for a Staff Appreciation giveaway?).

But, fuck, that's one loud-ass drum circle. I've got plenty of rage to spread around.

This is in part fueled by the gift I got earlier this week, a huge box from a "fulfillment center" somewhere out by Chico that contained a tiny box that contained a 5-year service pin (I've been here almost 21 years, but since I left for 4 months in 2008 my service-rewards clock was set back to zero). No note from the university, no nothing, just a warm and friendly insert in the tiny box informing me that my service pin comes with a limited warranty. So, currently feeling both not appreciated and not fulfilled by my employer.


sarameg - May 24, 2013 10:37:18 am PDT #23572 of 30001

So last night when chasing the cat who ran up a tree, I slipped a little and sort of bounced off a railing in the process of righting myself. No big.

Um, I have avery deep purple bruise the size of a small grapefruit on my back. Pretty sure it will appall everyone at the pool. And it WILL be visible.


tommyrot - May 24, 2013 10:43:00 am PDT #23573 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I never used to bruise. But two days ago I bought this metal shelf set and now I have all these bruises on my arm from carrying it from my car and up the stairs to my place. But at least they're not grapefruit-sized.


SuziQ - May 24, 2013 10:44:24 am PDT #23574 of 30001
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame

And I'm officially banned from donating blood anymore. No giving away the red blood cells.


WindSparrow - May 24, 2013 10:58:20 am PDT #23575 of 30001
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

I hope you get your iron levels back up to snuff soon, Suzi.

My sheets? Already dry.


chrismg - May 24, 2013 11:12:40 am PDT #23576 of 30001
"...and then Legolas and the Hulk destroy the entire Greek army." - Penny Arcade

Tell them you were shot by a Ruritanian assassin, but your copy of Das Kapital absorbed most of the blow.


Matt the Bruins fan - May 24, 2013 11:26:43 am PDT #23577 of 30001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

My sheets? Already dry.

At 1500 thread count you probably could have just flapped them like you were making the bed and shook all the water out.