Question: Will hiding in a cavern with stockpiled chocolate goods be any part of this plan?

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Natter 71: Someone is wrong on the Internet  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


le nubian - May 21, 2013 7:49:11 am PDT #23120 of 30001
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."

Hubby wanted to know why there aren't storm shelters in schools, especially in a place so prone to tornados.

I thought there were and that's why the children sheltered in place. Javachik told me that the land there is mostly rock, so it would be hard to build a lot of basements. But that doesn't mean schools can't have stronger design.

Zen mentioned that most storm shelters couldn't withstand a category 5 tornado anyway.


Sophia Brooks - May 21, 2013 7:55:22 am PDT #23121 of 30001
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

That reminds me that my school was a fallout shelter. I never knew where we would hide from fallout, though, because I never saw a basement. I used to have nightmares about what might be there and also the whole town having to be in there.


Jesse - May 21, 2013 7:56:13 am PDT #23122 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Congrats, Nora! That's awesome.


Kate P. - May 21, 2013 7:57:17 am PDT #23123 of 30001
That's the pain / That cuts a straight line down through the heart / We call it love

Hubby wanted to know why there aren't storm shelters in schools, especially in a place so prone to tornados.

I don't know about those specific schools (at least one report I read mentioned the kids sheltering in a basement, though I believe that was actually where several children died), but I know that M, who grew up in OKC, says almost none of the houses he spent time in as a kid had a basement -- not his house, not his grandparents' houses, not his friends' houses, etc.

Javachik told me that the land there is mostly rock, so it would be hard to build a lot of basements.

That was my guess -- some kind of geographical/geological impediment to building basements.


lisah - May 21, 2013 7:57:52 am PDT #23124 of 30001
Punishingly Intricate

Woohoo, Nora!!


Matt the Bruins fan - May 21, 2013 7:59:08 am PDT #23125 of 30001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

When I was a kid a big tornado destroyed my hometown's high school. They rebuilt it like a fortress, with huge oak tree-sized metal columns reinforcing the exterior (and also named the school teams the Hurricanes). That's where I'm headed if anyone starts shelling the city with artillery.


tommyrot - May 21, 2013 8:01:28 am PDT #23126 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

In my junior high building, the places we would take shelter from tornados was segregated by sex. The place where the boys were to take shelter had scalding hot water pipes above it.


brenda m - May 21, 2013 8:05:50 am PDT #23127 of 30001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Yeah, what I heard last night was that wind speeds were the highest ever recorded, and it was something in the neighborhood of a mile wide. I don't know that that's fact, but it suggests that it may have just been beyond what shelters could handle.


§ ita § - May 21, 2013 8:14:52 am PDT #23128 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Beer writing! Follow your dream! I love all the sorts of jobs you had no idea existed when you were a kid and totally rock.

Maybe we can't jump up and down on the beds with abandon anymore, but we can write about beer and get paid for it. (By we I mean the Nora we)

I love that dongli shop on Etsy, thanks for the link

The skirt is exactly as pretty as I hoped. Shipping took a while--partly my fault for not responding to the seller promptly, but they're also shipping from China. 8 metres of chiffon! Whee!

JESUS JEHOSEPHAT. Surely you know if you have a screaming child in your house, no? And you know if you're on the phone? Why does it seem that someone always forgets to add one and one to get mute?


Ginger - May 21, 2013 9:02:23 am PDT #23129 of 30001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

I know that a lot of northwestern Oklahoma has a few feet of soil over caliche, a soft limestone that forms in deserts. It takes blasting to build a basement. There was one storm shelter, built under the Elks Club, for the subdivision my family lived in for a year. The summer I lived there, we went to the storm shelter almost every week. Most memorable was the night that the Elks were having a luau night, and the shelter inhabitants were a mixture in kids in pajamas and drunken Elks in grass skirts.