I had a Brazil one near Bahia that I was 4 km near. But it took me 20 minutes to figure it out and I figured that was a sign that I Must NOT do this.

In other news, I'm going to make something that has avocado, pea sprouts and yummy yummy yummyness. As soon as I finish folding laundry and watching Scandal. Oh Quinn you are going to break Huck's heart.

I will not share the story of when an old lady died in the condo above my friend's and was not discovered for several weeks.

If it's a person, please let it be my neighbor's latenight-visiting friend that I refer to as Shrieky Hyena Woman. I'd put up with some flies if it means I don't have to hear her nails-on-chalkboard voice at 4 a.m. again.

I'm finding myself irrationally angry with the Google Streetview camerapeople for not taking clearer pictures of landmark signs. (Right now, there is a goddamn MAP just to the right of where they were focused, and I can't look straight at it! Come on!)

I'm enjoying when the picture comes up and it's empty countryside, but when you pan around there's a big block of buildings or something. It's like instant travelogues.

I will not share the story of when an old lady died in the condo above my friend's and was not discovered for several weeks.

I think I did share when it happened in my building.

Earlier today, I was in line behind a person who took, on average, a minute a doughnut to choose a dozen.

I would have gone off on them. You will get endless abuse out here if you get to the front of the burrito line without knowing your order.

You will get endless abuse out here if you get to the front of the burrito line without knowing your order.

In the South, we mutter and buy firearms.

I will not share the story of when an old lady died in the condo above my friend's and was not discovered for several weeks.

I think I did share when it happened in my building.

Happened across the street from me. Spent a week excavating a 7 foot high strata of rubbish.

So sad.

I would have gone off on them. You will get endless abuse out here if you get to the front of the burrito line without knowing your order.

I nearly stamped on the foot of a woman who took about 6 minutes to go through a list of 'I want this, but not this. Make this like that' while ordering a pizza yesterday.

Then, I thought, okay she strikes me a lonely person. Maybe this is the only way she can control something in her life. Sigh.

Then, I thought, okay she strikes me a lonely person.

She's lonely with good reason; she's dithering and oblivious.

I am totally one of those annoyingly indecisive orderers. Sorry. I do try to stand back and allow other people to order while I peruse the menu and internally debate, at least.

Thanks for the 5-pt confidence, guys. I have plenty of time to figure out how to study for the next one, anyway. And perhaps one of my other paths to employment will work out meanwhile. That is certainly a thing that could happen.