Yes, it's terribly simple. The good guys are always stalwart and true, the bad guys are easily distinguished by their pointy horns or black hats, and, uh, we always defeat them and save the day. No one ever dies, and everybody lives happily ever after.

Giles ,'Conversations with Dead People'


Natter 71: Someone is wrong on the Internet  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Jesse - May 17, 2013 5:47:31 am PDT #22701 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

We have a specific policy that decrees when we can ordered catering, and there has to be people from outside the organization and/or people who have travelled more that 100 KMs and a meeting of more that 3 hours.

My mother actually has (federally-funded) projects at her job that specifically don't pay for food, even for outside people who have traveled for the meeting! I think it's bananas.


Dana - May 17, 2013 5:50:51 am PDT #22702 of 30001
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

Oh, god, you don't even want to know the insanity that is federal funding rules on per diem, food, etc.


SuziQ - May 17, 2013 5:51:04 am PDT #22703 of 30001
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame

Also we are not allowed to provide bottled water

Our company doesn't do bottled water either but it is part of our green corporate environment.

So, today is payday. I got two pay notices, the first with my usual pay plus OT and the second was notice of a Reward and Recognition bonus. No clue what project it is for or why someone deamed me worthy and my boss isn't online yet today. So I have the reward but no recognition so far today.


Sophia Brooks - May 17, 2013 5:51:23 am PDT #22704 of 30001
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

We can only order catering for a "special" meeting, not a standing meeting. So, we can't have coffee and bagels at a staff meeting that happens every month, but we can at an All School Meeting that happens once a year or so. However professors, Deans and directors can provide, and are encouraged to provide, food out of their own pockets. Well, with money from their own pockets-- I hope they do not put the food in their pockets.


Jesse - May 17, 2013 5:55:23 am PDT #22705 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

I was going to put food in my pockets yesterday when they kept bringing us more bread! But then I realized the rolls were only irresistible because they were warm. (I went out to lunch with coworkers.)


Matt the Bruins fan - May 17, 2013 6:30:17 am PDT #22706 of 30001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

It seems really crazy to me to remove coffee makers as a cost-cutting measure. Like Sophia, people here bring their own pods.

This seems more like a person-in-charge-doesn't-like-seeing-employees-in-the-breakroom measure than a cost-cutting one. I suggest everyone staging a sleep-in the next time the person responsible is in the building.


brenda m - May 17, 2013 6:37:12 am PDT #22707 of 30001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Also we are not allowed to provide bottled water, only tap.

We had a presentation with a major client a while back and they put out both bottled water and pitchers of ice water. Our biggest competitor met with them the day before and, apparently, all bee-lined for the bottled stuff, despite the fact that one of the key topic areas was around sustainability. It was Pointedly Noticed.


Sue - May 17, 2013 6:44:43 am PDT #22708 of 30001
hip deep in pie

Geoguess just gave me a place about an hour from here, and about 5 minutes from a friend's place.


Sue - May 17, 2013 6:46:44 am PDT #22709 of 30001
hip deep in pie

Our company doesn't do bottled water either but it is part of our green corporate environment.

Ours was couched as a green measure, but really was a cost-saving measure. It makes sense to me. Except that now people often don't provide water at all.


brenda m - May 17, 2013 6:52:14 am PDT #22710 of 30001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Mayor of DC TORONTO caught on tape smoking crack. [link] No word on whether the bitch set him up.