Well, you'd better not be thinking what I think you're thinking, because my answer is the same as always — no threesomes unless it's boy-boy-girl. Or Charlize Theron.

Harmony ,'First Date'


Natter 71: Someone is wrong on the Internet  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


§ ita § - May 16, 2013 7:56:30 am PDT #22584 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Consuela, I can't fathom what you have on your plate right now. I feel really deeply for you. I hope the planning can make this as tolerable as possible, and you can get back to the already fun enough job search.


Burrell - May 16, 2013 7:57:29 am PDT #22585 of 30001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

Mmm, Popeye's. I haven't had that in a while.

Fried chicken is the ultimate summer picnic food if you ask me. Yum!


Dana - May 16, 2013 7:59:43 am PDT #22586 of 30001
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

Oh, man, I just used my new bathtub for the first time and I think I might have to marry it. It's wide enough and long enough that I can actually stretch out in it and not have to choose whether to cover my knees or my shoulders with water.


Burrell - May 16, 2013 8:03:34 am PDT #22587 of 30001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

That sounds lovely, Dana.


SuziQ - May 16, 2013 8:05:22 am PDT #22588 of 30001
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame

Calgon, take me away. To Dana's tub, apparently.

As crazy busy as work has been the last few weeks, this week is s l o w. Like, I could take a nap and not miss anything.


Theodosia - May 16, 2013 8:10:27 am PDT #22589 of 30001
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

Wind managed to blow the latched back porch door open. I came downstairs to find a Strange Cat on top of the living room sofa.

Amazingly, none of our resident furballs got out, and aside from Spare Cat seem unaware their kingdom was violated.

Also, none of the cats got out. That is a huge mercy, and clearly the Win for the day.

Meantime, my car has been booted, and I got a shut off notice for the gas, so it's time to go open the piggy banksavings account that only gets used in emergencies.


Liese S. - May 16, 2013 8:11:24 am PDT #22590 of 30001
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."

After talking with my brother last night, the goal is safety and happiness rather than actual improvements in her health.

Good.

Oh, Matt, that sounds awful, but probably the right choice. I forget how grateful I should be that my dad's Parkinson's has progressed relatively slowly. I have some anxiety about seeing him this summer because my mom says he's "slowed down" which is usually a pretty severe euphemism. But they've upped his meds (he was on a very small dose, super resistant to taking any because of the issues you mention) so we'll see.


Jesse - May 16, 2013 8:35:07 am PDT #22591 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Ouch, Theodosia. Anything promising on your job-search front?


Steph L. - May 16, 2013 8:39:46 am PDT #22592 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

Hey, nail polish-istas, I have a question. I never paint my fingernails, because I am lazy and because it always chips within 12 hours. (My toenails never chip. Granted, I don't type or wash dishes with my toes, so that's a factor.)

Anyway, what can I do to make my polish last longer on my fingernails before it chips? I painted my nails yesterday afternoon, and by 9 this morning, 3 nails were chipped.

I used 2 coats of color (OPI) and 1 coat of fast-dry topcoat (Seche Vite). Should I use more than 1 coat of the topcoat?


le nubian - May 16, 2013 8:43:33 am PDT #22593 of 30001
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."

I did not know that January Jones was dating Miley Cyrus' now ex-fiancé - Liam Helmsworth. Can't January find single men to date? Apparently not.