Joyce: And what did you do tonight? Dawn: Irritated Giles. I'm beginning to get why Buffy likes it so much.

'Get It Done'


Natter 71: Someone is wrong on the Internet  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Connie Neil - May 14, 2013 4:11:21 pm PDT #22442 of 30001
brillig

Hubby has been known to take his cane to cars that bump him in crosswalks. And he carries metal canes. One jackass jumped out of his car to go after Hubby, and the cop who had just been pulling up said, "Don't make it worse, son." Jackass whirled in delight that the cop was going to go after this annoying man who had damaged his car after getting in his way by daring to walk on the streets, until he realized cop had his hand on his gun and was staring at the jackass. Hubby said--or snarled, actually--"I'd be thrilled to make a statement, officr," and the cop said, "No, I was right behind him, I saw the whole thing. I just need your name."

Idiot drivers.


tommyrot - May 14, 2013 4:24:31 pm PDT #22443 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Speaking of, I just took some ibuprofen because my knee was aching--because of the accident 22 years ago when I was hit by a car while in a crosswalk with a walk signal. (The driver was making a left turn and wasn't wearing her glasses.)


§ ita § - May 14, 2013 4:28:05 pm PDT #22444 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

My first accident ("accident") was someone rolling back into my SO NEW CAR with their EVEN NEWER BIGGER CAR, and he was pissed at me that I got insurance involved.

Two weeks into my first car? Yeah, I followed rules. Fuck off.


shrift - May 14, 2013 4:46:30 pm PDT #22445 of 30001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

Yikes, Matt!

chromebook pixel, shrift? Is this work provided?

Yes, but now that I have one for work I'm becoming more convinced that the price tag isn't totally ridonk and prohibitive.


Ginger - May 14, 2013 5:11:39 pm PDT #22446 of 30001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

Take some ibuprofen, Matt. I'm glad you're okay.


sarameg - May 14, 2013 5:20:16 pm PDT #22447 of 30001

Finished the preemie trilogy. Oof. It's an odd testament to what Kat shared that it wasn't new to me, but it brought back how harrowing that time with the twins was, and I was a distant friend. And how glad I am of them. Noah went home on my birthday, best present ever.

Y'all, I have a rat. Outside. I'd seen it in the last couple of weeks, alway running back to my neighbor's ivy jungle after sipping from the puddle that forms after a heavy rain on my walk. I'd thought it a field mouse, but it's bigger now and definitely a rat, though not the monstrous species that I've seen around. Fine. Not great, but HIS yard, I mentioned it to him. This afternoon, I pulled up and it is gambolling along my front walk and yard and just cocks its head when I open my car door. Cute, but oh the hells no. I approach, it runs into a crack under my steps (hollow under there ) and peeks out at me, whiskers aquiver. NOT ON. It is due to rain, but I'm making a cat pee litter sachet to put in front of the crack. I brushed Loki and stuffed the fur into the crack.

We will always have rats. I actually don't begrudge them, think many are kinda cute, but the population needs to be controlled and kept out of homes and burrowing in yards. I don't want to encourage them living under my front steps! And with as many free-roaming cats in the hood (clearly FALLING DOWN ON THE JOB!) I don't dare use poison. Plus, cute.


Zenkitty - May 14, 2013 6:24:56 pm PDT #22448 of 30001
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

Matt, yikes! Glad you're all right! What an idiot.

Man, that micropreemie story is just amazing.

I read all three just now. I couldn't help weeping. It is an amazing story, and she's a really good writer.


Burrell - May 14, 2013 6:25:20 pm PDT #22449 of 30001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

Ugh sarameg, I totally feel you on the rat front! We finally got rid of the ones in the attic, but we recently saw a new one in the backyard. Hates them! Do not share your cute reaction, but like you I don't want to use poison given all the cats in the neighborhood.


sarameg - May 14, 2013 6:31:18 pm PDT #22450 of 30001

As long as they are outside, I'm pretty cool with them, though I don't like the skittering in the alley, trashdiving and when I see them trying to start a nest, I obstruct. And this one was so...domestic, chillin' in its new garden flat... Cat-neighbors Pooch and Kittyboy have limited roaming and Pooch has poached rats, so do not EVER want to harm them.

I like rats as a species, but city rats can be a hazard.


Burrell - May 14, 2013 6:44:02 pm PDT #22451 of 30001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

They give me the heebie-jeebies.