I am a large, semi-muscular man. I can take it. Don't hide behind Mal 'cause you know he'll shoot it down for you. Tell me.

Wash ,'War Stories'


Natter 71: Someone is wrong on the Internet  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Jesse - May 14, 2013 9:38:27 am PDT #22404 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

How can you not????? I'm pretty sure it's a Rule, anyway.


Jessica - May 14, 2013 9:40:26 am PDT #22405 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

If a blogger's rant about poor grammar in published material contains grammar errors, should a reader point them out?

It's for their own good! Otherwise, how will they learn?


Jesse - May 14, 2013 9:43:38 am PDT #22406 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Hey tumblrs, I'm pretty sure Thursday or Friday is going to be Flawless Ladies Day on the blog (because of reasons), so if you have anyone I should include, send 'em in!


Strix - May 14, 2013 9:45:11 am PDT #22407 of 30001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

If they're being smug and self-righteous, it's a moral imperative. Or, yanno, if it's really fucking funny.


Kate P. - May 14, 2013 9:54:21 am PDT #22408 of 30001
That's the pain / That cuts a straight line down through the heart / We call it love

lisah, I'm so sorry about Uncle Bud. (I've always loved his name.) He had a good, long, happy life with you.

Man, that micropreemie story is just amazing. I haven't listened to the Radiolab piece but I read all three parts of the story from the Tampa Bay Times at my desk this morning and nearly lost it more than once. It's written by the mother, and she is, incidentally, a wonderful writer. It's a very moving, thoughtful piece.


Ginger - May 14, 2013 10:01:41 am PDT #22409 of 30001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

Among other things, the rant contains the following, which is chock full of singular-plural inconsistencies:

As a writing teacher, I used to make it clear to my students that while it was certainly important that they have good solid ideas backed up by solid evidence in support of those ideas, they could have the best idea EVER and it wouldn’t be much use if no one could understand it because they were hacking their way through a forest of grammatical errors to get to it.


Strix - May 14, 2013 10:04:01 am PDT #22410 of 30001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

Also, I had to hack my way through that word forest.


Steph L. - May 14, 2013 10:04:44 am PDT #22411 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

Maybe it's meant to be an ironic object lesson?


Fred Pete - May 14, 2013 10:05:30 am PDT #22412 of 30001
Ann, that's a ferret.

Ginger, not to mention getting lost in all those clauses.


§ ita § - May 14, 2013 10:12:03 am PDT #22413 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I am so exceptionally frustrated right now. There is a certain lack of confidence that is roadblocking left right and centre, and a lot of it seems to involve distrust of me.

But I don't discount incompetence.

We need to A. Why are we doing it that way? Because all the other ways don't achieve the goal. I don't understand the steps. These are the steps, just like the 15 prior times. I don't understand the steps. These are the steps (in a different way) that a senior developer decided on and wrote out. I don't understand the steps. Here is a senior developer, talk to him about it. The senior developer has said not to do it that way. [speaks to senior developer] No, he's good with doing it this way. I don't understand the steps. Here are the steps (in a third way, with pointers), vouched for by the senior developer. I don't understand the steps.

So now we're delaying the change for two weeks because she's dragged another senior developer into it (I think I must have gotten rogue cooties on the first one) and we'll miss all the deadlines.

I tried to speak to my manager in general terms, explaining that we don't seem to have someone trusted in a position to make those calls, so can we get someone? We can't hire, fine--why don't we assign it to someone? No one has volunteered, she says. No one knows it's there to volunteer for.

The answer to that is to keep the hole and delay the change. Since we can't get rid of the incompetent developer, can't we make someone coping for her part of the process, instead of something that keeps blowing up at the last minute? I would kill to know what she says about me behind my back.

I will take the training and be the subject matter expert, if it just MAKES THINGS HAPPEN. We're back into that cycle of non-delivery.