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Natter 71: Someone is wrong on the Internet  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


§ ita § - May 02, 2013 3:05:44 pm PDT #21389 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

ita ! do you find the orange is sweeter, or less acidic than the grapefruit?

I've never tried the grapefruit--it's not a flavour I enjoy, sorry.


Stephanie - May 02, 2013 3:24:52 pm PDT #21390 of 30001
Trust my rage

Can you break a bone in your foot and not know it? Because I kind of think I might have. It really hurts and hasn't gotten better all day. I'm too busy to go to the dr. tomorrow and I'm not going up urgent care this weekend so I'm going it jut gets better.


EpicTangent - May 02, 2013 3:43:57 pm PDT #21391 of 30001
Why isn't everyone pelting me with JOY, dammit? - Zenkitty

Stephanie, my anecdata is a 70-year-old, so hopefully your bones are a bit sturdier - but, yes, several months ago my mother broke a bone in her foot, no idea how. If you absolutely can't go to the Dr before Monday, then stay off it as much as you can, elevate, the usual stuff. And actually, all they gave my mother was a boot, so unless it's a horrible break probably all you'd be likely to get (in addition to official diagnosis) is a boot and maybe some good drugs. Anyway, take care of yourself.


erin_obscure - May 02, 2013 3:46:17 pm PDT #21392 of 30001
Occasionally I’m callous and strange

Not know it right away or not know how you injured it? Cuz yes to the first. First time I broke my foot was in the afternoon. It kinda hurt but not too much. Went home, had dinner, went to bed. Woke up next morning and couldn't put weight on it. There's a lot of little bones in there, but usually there needs to be some kind of traumatic force/injury to break any of them.

Plantar fascitis, OTOH, can totally sneak up on you, and hurts like a bugger.


Juliebird - May 02, 2013 3:47:50 pm PDT #21393 of 30001
I am the fly who dreams of the spider

I'm still finding bromeliad thorns in my forearms.

We had donated three rather large plants from our board president (at the time) whose mother had passed away, and she gifted us with her greenhouse plants. Suddenly we got stuck with three horrid huge ugly bromes. We decided that we'd keep them a year, plant them out in the gardens, then feel our duty was over and toss them.

So they're out of the greenhouse now, but sitting on the patio, and I wrestled with them in short sleeves. Still have to get them into the truck tomorrow to take to the dump.

It reminds me of the time that I was doing rose pruning, before I discoverd gauntlet gloves, and then took my cats to the vet for their shots, and the vet thought they were abusing me because of all the scratches, and offered to remove their claws.

!!!

I immediately stopped going to that vet.


Dana - May 02, 2013 4:02:37 pm PDT #21394 of 30001
I haven't trusted science since I saw the film "Flubber."

The proper response to this is "YOUNG LADY YOU PUT SOME CLOTHES ON RIGHT NOW!", right?


DebetEsse - May 02, 2013 4:05:33 pm PDT #21395 of 30001
Woe to the fucking wicked.

I was going with "zip your damn pants up"


billytea - May 02, 2013 4:06:16 pm PDT #21396 of 30001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

The proper response to this is "YOUNG LADY YOU PUT SOME CLOTHES ON RIGHT NOW!", right?

Feeling a lack of parental concern for the welfare of Ms Cyrus, I myself am happy to settle for the time-honoured "MY EYES! MY EYES!" route.


Dana - May 02, 2013 4:07:07 pm PDT #21397 of 30001
I haven't trusted science since I saw the film "Flubber."

My second thought was "I do not need to know what kind of a job your waxer does."


Jesse - May 02, 2013 4:11:26 pm PDT #21398 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

(a) V Magazine

(b) Let Miley Be Mileeeeeyyyy!