Uh, are we gonna fight, or is there just gonna be a monster sarcasm rally?

Stoner Vamp ,'Lessons'


Natter 71: Someone is wrong on the Internet  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Toddson - Apr 26, 2013 11:58:26 am PDT #20676 of 30001
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

Deploys sandwiches to hungry Buffistas.


§ ita § - Apr 26, 2013 12:20:40 pm PDT #20677 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I'm not sure I can make it past:

There is masculine and feminine energy in the world; that electricity that runs through you when you open a jar of pickles on the first try, or when you look in the mirror and feel pretty. I’m not arguing against that.

I disagree with too many axioms to derive great worth from what I've read so far. Maybe later.

I do not remember what this sandwich is supposed to be, but there's a fuck of a lot of white creaminess. Hmm.


sumi - Apr 26, 2013 12:23:19 pm PDT #20678 of 30001
Art Crawl!!!

Mmmmmm-sammitches.

Why does my Kindle seem to have no commas?


Consuela - Apr 26, 2013 12:37:15 pm PDT #20679 of 30001
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix

ita--no, you're right in that that there's still some gender essentialism there: why should sparkly nails be associated more with women than men, and strength more with men than women?

But I still liked the overall tone, that being bounded by fixed concepts is wrong and here's some ways that people are resisting.


SuziQ - Apr 26, 2013 12:38:16 pm PDT #20680 of 30001
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame

dipping pizza in ranch is a thing. not my thing, but a thing.

It is a K-Bug thing. We just ask for Ranch. Asking for "white ketsup" is just weird.

I really like my job but right now I want to throw my laptop out in to the street and see how long it takes for the cars to completely destroy it. Ok, ok, it isn't the computer that has me frustrated, more the people who didn't answer my e-mails all morning who are NOW pounding me with work that has to be done ASAP. Ummm, no. I'll get done what I can and the rest will have to wait. Asshats.


Kate P. - Apr 26, 2013 12:40:17 pm PDT #20681 of 30001
That's the pain / That cuts a straight line down through the heart / We call it love

Hivemind: I'm editing a review that contains a line about a (UK) Foreign Office minister. The sentence reads:

"Enter Toby Bell, rising star in the Foreign Office, private secretary to a flamboyantly ambitious minister running the covert extraordinary rendition of a jihadist arms dealer."

Our style guide says to lowercase "minister," but I think it will be confusing to American readers, for whom that word describes a religious office, not a governmental one. What other word can I use in place of "minister" that would describe someone who works in the Foreign Office?


§ ita § - Apr 26, 2013 12:42:51 pm PDT #20682 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

The whole article depends on fixed concepts. They just drew their line in a different place. Not as harmful a place as many, but why keep a subjective line in the first place?

Dream big, man.

I love this comic [link] because that is just perfectly awful.

Jesse, I don't know if this [link] is the right tone, but it is sweet (oh, and lock up your meds, people). This [link] is all-round great, though.


Jesse - Apr 26, 2013 12:44:16 pm PDT #20683 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

I think it's clear enough in the sentence, but does the minister have another title you can use?

You guys, I feel like a scam artist: I held my expired coupon out to the woman behind the cash register at CVS saying, "I think I'm too late to use this?" and she gave me the discount anyway!


-t - Apr 26, 2013 12:44:26 pm PDT #20684 of 30001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

I feel you on that, Suzi. I only have a half hour left at work,so I have decided not to ask anyone if they have anything I could do (as I would normally when I am idle) because nothing ever takes half an hour.


Kate P. - Apr 26, 2013 12:45:58 pm PDT #20685 of 30001
That's the pain / That cuts a straight line down through the heart / We call it love

I think it's clear enough in the sentence, but does the minister have another title you can use?

Well, I guess that's what I'm asking -- is there another title that would describe someone who works in the Foreign Office? It's a review of a book I haven't read, so my knowledge of the specific character being discussed is nil.

eta: but I'm glad you think it reads OK as is.