Angel: Connor, this is Spike and Illyria. Guys, this is Connor. Connor: Hi. umm...I like your outfit. Illyria: Your body warms. This one is lusting after me. Connor: Oh...no, I--I--it's just that it's the outfit. I guess I've had a thing for older women. Angel: They were supposed to fix that.

'Origin'


Natter 71: Someone is wrong on the Internet  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


le nubian - Apr 25, 2013 4:16:13 pm PDT #20562 of 30001
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."

I was called up for jury duty in Arkansas in 2003. The system there was that you were in the pool for three months, and had to call in each weekend to find out whether you had to report to the courthouse that Monday for random selection and voir dire

Hell really is other people. This has got to be the worst I have ever heard. The worst.


billytea - Apr 25, 2013 4:17:27 pm PDT #20563 of 30001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

I got called up to jury duty three times while I was living in Philly. The first time was understandable, but you'd think someone would've then made a note that I wasn't actually American.


dcp - Apr 25, 2013 4:22:06 pm PDT #20564 of 30001
The more I learn, the more I realize how little I know.

This has got to be the worst I have ever heard.

Consequence of a small population, I think. Fort Smith may be the second-largest city in Arkansas, but it still has only about 85,000 people total, only about 125,000 in the whole county.


Lee - Apr 25, 2013 4:41:28 pm PDT #20565 of 30001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

Work gave us pie today, for staff appreciation.

That was a nice thing, and now I am wishing you all could have had pie days.

Also, it sounds like we need to introduce shrift to Amy's employers.


Sheryl - Apr 25, 2013 4:48:42 pm PDT #20566 of 30001
Fandom means never having to say "But where would I wear that?"

I've been called for jury duty twice. Once was in NC, and I would have been on the jury for a one day trial, but the presiding judge had car trouble, so they dismissed us.

Other time was in MD. It was a big murder trial, so they had a large jury pool. It took two full days to select a jury, and I was an alternate who wasn't needed. Good thing, because they said the trial would take weeks, and I ended up having to use vacation time for the time I was on jury duty. (I was working for a very small company, so I guess they could get away with that.) That was 14-15 years ago. I'm surprised I haven't been called since.


Zenkitty - Apr 25, 2013 4:49:19 pm PDT #20567 of 30001
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

I've only been called up for jury duty once, and I didn't get picked out of voir dire. Maybe it's because I've moved so often, but I've been here four years, and I was at my previous address for five years. Not that I mind. I don't want to be on a jury.


Burrell - Apr 25, 2013 4:49:36 pm PDT #20568 of 30001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

Much ~ma to you and your family, Trudy.

And Amy, yeeps! I'm sorry to hear that work has so quickly become one of those "at least it's a job" kind of jobs.


JZ - Apr 25, 2013 4:50:07 pm PDT #20569 of 30001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

The thing I posted and then quickly deleted earlier was this dialogue, just after petitioner's lawyer had made his closing statement:

Judge: So, we just heard our first closing argument, and it was nice and short. It's just a little after 11:30 now, so if respondent's counsel is ready maybe we can hear your closing argument and even have time for petitioner's rebuttal if he keeps it brief. Then we can break for lunch and when we reconvene, the jury can go right into deliberations. That seems like the best use of everyone's time, with which you've all been so generous. How do both counsel feel about that?

Petitioner's Attorney: Yes, absolutely, that sounds like a great timeline.

Respondent's Attorney: Actually, I have a PowerPoint presentation, so I need some extra time to set that up.

Jury: ...

Judge: ... Right. So, I guess, we take a two-hour lunch break. See you at 1:30!

And, oh, it was awful. Classically poorly-designed, multifonted, cheesy stock-photo'd, completely unnecessary, mockable except for the deadly serious subject matter (which made the cheesy stock photos even worse). That poor lawyer, that poor kid. It was ghastly.

And that poor man. Just exactly my age, looked easily a decade older, and so determined and already defeated. And it was obvious how much his doctors genuinely liked him and wanted him to be doing better than he was; he just really, genuinely wasn't.


Jesse - Apr 25, 2013 4:56:35 pm PDT #20570 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Also, it sounds like we need to introduce shrift to Amy's employers.

Too bad Amy still needs the job.


Matt the Bruins fan - Apr 25, 2013 4:56:39 pm PDT #20571 of 30001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

Consequence of a small population, I think. Fort Smith may be the second-largest city in Arkansas, but it still has only about 85,000 people total, only about 125,000 in the whole county.

Yet here in Craighead County I was only on the hook for about three weeks last time I was called (and never actually got placed on a jury), and our population is about 3/4 of that in both respects.