Zoe: Is there any way I'm gonna get out of this with honor and dignity? Wash: You're pretty much down to ritual suicide, lambie-toes.

'War Stories'


Natter 71: Someone is wrong on the Internet  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Matt the Bruins fan - Apr 25, 2013 11:08:16 am PDT #20513 of 30001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

If the local color from first season of Grimm is anything to go by, Portland is an awesome place to live...


le nubian - Apr 25, 2013 11:08:38 am PDT #20514 of 30001
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."

reading this article about how few people use math in their work lives

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and this quote from a commenter:

I have also worked for many bosses that took advantage of thier employee's lack of math skills. They would literally say to us "You guys worked 8 hours today[at $6 an hour] That's $36 dollars that i owe each of you " . I would politely correct the boss.But soon was not used by many of the local construction bosses because i knew simple addition and knew that they were robbing their employees

Unbelievable.


le nubian - Apr 25, 2013 11:18:14 am PDT #20515 of 30001
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."

I was looking for an update about the West TX explosion and happened on a Web site that claimed a METEORITE is the cause of the damage to the factory, not the (over-abundance) of fertilizer stored there.

Man. I would like to unsee that.


tommyrot - Apr 25, 2013 11:19:46 am PDT #20516 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Do ya ever get the feeling that the stupid is winning?


Ginger - Apr 25, 2013 11:28:58 am PDT #20517 of 30001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

If the local color from first season of Grimm is anything to go by, Portland is an awesome place to live...

Based on Grimm, Portland's police are deeply stupid, though.


Jesse - Apr 25, 2013 11:44:19 am PDT #20518 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Jeez, I just had this phone interview and it was more than 30 minutes! With the ED! I think this place may be kind of a mess. Or at least they are tiny and have no systems or whatever.


billytea - Apr 25, 2013 11:50:59 am PDT #20519 of 30001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

"Sweetie, it's 4 in the morning. Stop, drop, roll, and go back to bed!"

Steph, a child is on fire! You have NO TIME for the serial comma!


Toddson - Apr 25, 2013 12:03:47 pm PDT #20520 of 30001
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

billytea! last night I watched a PBS show about dinosaurs in Australia. They're finding fossil evidence, and since it's Australia, some of the fossils are opalized.

How much do you think an opalized echnidna skull would go for? (one gem - and I use the word advisedly - was the opalized fossil jaw of an ancestor of the platypus).


le nubian - Apr 25, 2013 12:09:14 pm PDT #20521 of 30001
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."

I am on a hotel website trying to discern the difference between a deluxe double queen, premier double queen, and deluxe studio double queen. They have a 'compare' button, I use it.

One of the differences is that premier seems to have a toilet and the other two don't. I fear that the Web site compare system is broken.


Kate P. - Apr 25, 2013 12:25:09 pm PDT #20522 of 30001
That's the pain / That cuts a straight line down through the heart / We call it love

One of the differences is that premier seems to have a toilet and the other two don't. I fear that the Web site compare system is broken.

Maybe it means the premier has a toilet in the bedroom, whereas the other two have theirs in the bathroom??