Aw, poor Homer can't reliably jump up onto my bed anymore -- but he can climb up the bedspread....I guess that's OK.

Sorry for the rough transition, Consuela. I hope she settles in and makes less trouble for you before too long.

I have mowed the lawn, but I think edging and weeding and everything will have to wait for another day.

Jesse, can you put a footstool, or a box, or even a suitcase at the spot where he most often jumps up? With a gimpy three-legged cat we had to provide "steps" to the best off-the floor spots. The funny thing was, he'd use them to get up, but jump straight down.

'Suela, you'll be sure you did the right thing very soon. It will just be her new normal. There are no words to describe the relief of having trained staff handy to take care of things that used to be your responsibility--both that she's better taken care of, with less upset, and that you don't have to do it.

It sucks right now, but very shortly it will be so much better. I wish her and you all speed toward "all better."

This effort is front-loaded, Consuela Front loaded, and you're in the middle of it, which is closer to the end of it that you seemed to predict two months ago, right? Through. The only way out is through.

Today's ER visit also went perfectly unremarkably, so that's two in a row, and I'm not going to get excited, but I am kind of excited. I can't ask them if a stick has been recently removed from between their buttcheeks but I sure can hope.

So, tea and a lie down.

It made me think of (and tell the nurse about) Busty Girl Comics when the nurse started using my boobs as a shelf to keep stuff close to hand. My optimal shelf angle seems to be reclining at about a 10% angle. Problem is, that also served as a shelf for the graham cracker crumbs, but hey...

Unrelatedly, I'm missing a code, right? Why Spiderman here (safe for work, not sure about life) is interpreted as a bottom three times in the comment--I am not sure how much the interpretation is being made WRT sexual positions or or bottoming as part of a power play scenario. And the assumption that he's the only bottom is because all the other guys face forward?

I'm trying to read into something with no consistentcy, aren't I?

But I like meaning, dammit.

Yay for the ER doing what they're supposed to, ita!

Hey Jesse, is your tagline from Film Crit Hulk?

Make that 7 bags of leaves. Damn trees to the north. And people who haven't raked theirs and they blow down to us.

Feminist Hulk, CaBil. It's so old, but I still love it!

Jesse, can you put a footstool, or a box, or even a suitcase at the spot where he most often jumps up? With a gimpy three-legged cat we had to provide "steps" to the best off-the floor spots. The funny thing was, he'd use them to get up, but jump straight down.

Yeah, I was thinking about that. A suitcase would be hilarious, because he LOVES lying on a suitcase, so it would be a real decision for him if up on the bed is better than down on the suitcase. And yeah, he's still jumping down off even the arm of the sofa fine. A little sloppy, but nothing bad.

Consuela - what everyone's said. More strength to you. I'm sorry this vacation is so hard.

Yeah and I don't think it should be called a "vacation." It really is "Time spent with family."