On my seventh birthday, I wanted a toy fire truck, and I didn't get it, and you were real nice about it, and then the house next door burnt down, and then real firetrucks came, and for years I thought you set the fire for me. And if you did, you can tell me!

Xander ,'Same Time, Same Place'


Natter 71: Someone is wrong on the Internet  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


DavidS - Apr 23, 2013 6:48:40 pm PDT #20312 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Now I understand the effect of the woman coming in to whisper "Big boys don't cry" in the middle of the 10cc song "I'm Not In Love."


Steph L. - Apr 23, 2013 6:49:16 pm PDT #20313 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

TAL did a segment last week on ASMR [link]. At the end of it, I turned to J and said, "Wait, are you telling me you don't have that tingly sensation when someone whispers or speaks quietly in an accent? I thought everyone did." This totally explains why I saw every episode of Bob Ross painting. So, how many Buffistas get that feeling? I am going to try using some of these youtube videos when going to sleep and see what that does.

I read about that a while ago! And I watched a video of a woman folding towels and talking about it, and...nothing. But I wanted to tear down a wall in the hallway so I could make a linen closet.


Cass - Apr 23, 2013 6:54:45 pm PDT #20314 of 30001
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

I can't remember a night that awful. Would Not Stop.

I had one of those recently. At my brother's and with a full house. I just couldn't stop the terrors or calm down. It was awful and it would not stop. The only small blessing is that I did have a door to my room and was freaking the fuck out and panicking in private. It was horrid. I got through the next morning through sheer will.


Steph L. - Apr 23, 2013 6:56:45 pm PDT #20315 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

I quickly go from nose-wrinkling itchiness to JESUS CHRIST IT'S A LION GET IN THE CAR.

Okay, I watched the beginning of the video of the woman TOUCHING THE CAMERA, and I pretty much had this reaction.

Bob Ross is nice, though.


Kat - Apr 23, 2013 7:01:30 pm PDT #20316 of 30001
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

Okay, I watched the beginning of the video of the woman TOUCHING THE CAMERA, and I pretty much had this reaction.

Oh absolutely! She is creepy.


le nubian - Apr 23, 2013 7:06:58 pm PDT #20317 of 30001
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."

I know you all were on the edge of your seats, but here's what I did with the ripened avocados: I mashed one and mixed it with some pico de gallo from the store and we ate that quick guacamole with our chicken tacos for dinner!

I have more avocado that I think I will eat for breakfast tomorrow with more pico and eggs.Yay!!!!


Kat - Apr 23, 2013 7:08:30 pm PDT #20318 of 30001
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

I love avocados....I wish the squirrels who took them off our trees would either eat the whole thing or at least not leave semi-ripe ones with one bit out at the bottom of our stairs.

We also have kumquats on a tree. I live in a weird house. I think all of the fruit trees are making me sicker.


Burrell - Apr 23, 2013 7:24:15 pm PDT #20319 of 30001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

JESUS CHRIST IT'S A LION GET IN THE CAR.

The more I read this, the funnier it gets. What do you call that? Does it have a groovy acronym?


Cass - Apr 23, 2013 7:26:14 pm PDT #20320 of 30001
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

I love avocados....

Cause they are amazing and so wonderful.

Once I take Benedryl.


Steph L. - Apr 23, 2013 7:26:55 pm PDT #20321 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

JESUS CHRIST IT'S A LION GET IN THE CAR.

The more I read this, the funnier it gets.

Oh, yay, it's not just me.

This also keeps getting funnier the more I read it:

"DON'T YOU FUCKING TRY TO GENTLE ME YOU CREEPY MOTHERFUCKER WHO I AM NOW SETTING ON FIRE"