Willow: You know what they say. The bigger they are... Anya: The faster they stomp you into nothin'.

'The Killer In Me'


Natter 71: Someone is wrong on the Internet  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


-t - Apr 19, 2013 5:07:36 pm PDT #19775 of 30001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

That's kind of awesome, Jesse. I mean, I love Jerry at home so being part of that must be great, right?

Lee is making me perversely want a seven and seven. She said avoiding touchy topics.

Roooooxanne.


Steph L. - Apr 19, 2013 5:08:12 pm PDT #19776 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

Roooooxanne.

NO!


Juliebird - Apr 19, 2013 5:09:06 pm PDT #19777 of 30001
I am the fly who dreams of the spider

Oh, without planning to, I apologized to that coworker who caused me to snap my pencil. When I referred to the incident, she replied "Oh! You mean when you got fresh with me?!"

Um, what?

I actually googled what "getting fresh" meant, because clearly wasn't what I thought. I thought it meant getting smart-mouthed, but the links I clicked meant getting aggressive. Oops, okay, so, yeah, there was that. It didn't go too well. We both agreed that it was water under the bridge at this point, but in the end, I really wasn't truly sorry for the fact of getting angry, just at my physical reaction, and she was totally unrepetant about her butting in where she didn't belong (but, as an apology, I couldn't point that out!). The more we talked, the more pissed off at her I got.


-t - Apr 19, 2013 5:09:32 pm PDT #19778 of 30001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

My neighbors across the way (youngish men, maybe in their 20s, early 30s?) are playing football in the street. Culs-de-sac, my friends, are sometimes pretty sweet.


Jesse - Apr 19, 2013 5:12:03 pm PDT #19779 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

so being part of that must be great, right?

It's all right! But the hugging, my god, the hugging.


-t - Apr 19, 2013 5:18:04 pm PDT #19780 of 30001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

NO!

Fine. I will go have have some olives.

It's a fancy party.


JenP - Apr 19, 2013 5:20:51 pm PDT #19781 of 30001

Pizza, pizza in my tummy!

Or... not, because then I'd have heartburn all night. Aging is SO awesome. I lie.


§ ita § - Apr 19, 2013 5:23:54 pm PDT #19782 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I just went to a Community place about avoiding touchy topics, like the Negro problem

I have this reflex I hate to retell the Better Off Ted plotline about the racist light sensors to people I don't really know. Did it again this week. I really need to stop....but it is one of my favourite comedy bits ever. And it's always in my head whenever a light sensor operates.


Lee - Apr 19, 2013 5:23:55 pm PDT #19783 of 30001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

You all are going to make me pull out the DVDs, aren't you?

Chaos theory, then the dark Abed ep.


Burrell - Apr 19, 2013 5:23:56 pm PDT #19784 of 30001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

Dinner is made! And for those keeping score, I went with the red wine since that involved much less prep on my part. Still, not really a cocktail, is it? I'll have to have a cocktail soon, just to even things out.