I mean, let's say you did kill us. Or didn't. There could be torture. Whatever. But somehow you found the goods. What would your cut be?

Mal ,'Out Of Gas'


Natter 71: Someone is wrong on the Internet  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


tommyrot - Apr 12, 2013 9:49:25 am PDT #18409 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Bizarre One-Sided Grape Smuggling Underwear For Men

Borderline NSFW.


§ ita § - Apr 12, 2013 9:53:46 am PDT #18410 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I can't decide on a favourite TV show.

::collapses sobbing::

I just called a project lead to tell him the password rules they had in QA were incorrect--they don't say you need an alphabetical character (yes, I tried 12345678! since it said I needed a number and a special character) and he was so nice about it. Especially considering the degree of literal and pedant and not raised by humans I was bringing to the table, but I guess QA people may like that even more than code people. I hope Marketing finds out it was me that caused the content re-write. This is almost as good as the bug report I made to one of our vendors which necessitated a whole new release (which we're not installing). Ownership. Gives me warm and fuzzies.

(so far I have 4 favourite TV shows...)


msbelle - Apr 12, 2013 9:56:00 am PDT #18411 of 30001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

Still no word. I no longer think I will hear anything today. BOO!


Amy - Apr 12, 2013 9:56:41 am PDT #18412 of 30001
Because books.

I can't decide on a favourite TV show.

Somewhere, Dean Winchester just said, "Son of a bitch!"


Jesse - Apr 12, 2013 10:01:08 am PDT #18413 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

That doesn't sound too literal, ita. If you need a letter they need to say that!

I have no focus or motivation this afternoon, which may be because it's cold and pouring rain, and I'm in comfy sweats working with a quilt over my lap.

I have your first two clauses, and really really wish I had the third! I was just saying I wish I had a blanket.


Amy - Apr 12, 2013 10:02:26 am PDT #18414 of 30001
Because books.

I was just saying I wish I had a blanket.

I have pillows behind my back, too! And a very strong urge to nap ...


SuziQ - Apr 12, 2013 10:03:11 am PDT #18415 of 30001
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame

I have no focus or motivation this afternoon, which may be because it's cold and pouring rain, and I'm in comfy sweats working with a quilt over my lap

Hmmmm, I have the first and third but not hte second.


Jesse - Apr 12, 2013 10:04:33 am PDT #18416 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Really I wish I were home and napping. I wish there were any way I could pretend that I've already worked super hard this week and deserve to go home early. But I there isn't.


Liese S. - Apr 12, 2013 10:05:12 am PDT #18417 of 30001
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."

It's sunny and 70 here!


Steph L. - Apr 12, 2013 10:13:11 am PDT #18418 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

It's 50 degrees right now, after a high of 84 just 2 days ago. My sinuses are officially on strike. I have such a damn headache and it will not go away. Not a migraine, but not going anywhere, all the same. (My mom just told me on FB to have more coffee because the caffeine might help, and that if it's too late in the day for me to have caffeine, then I should have wine at bedtime to help me sleep. Ladies and gentleman, my family.)