Get up...get up, you stupid piece of... What did you do that for? What's wrong with you? Didn't you hear a word he said? All of you! You think there's someone just going to drop money on you?! Money they could use?! Well, there ain't people like that. There's just people like me.

Jayne ,'Jaynestown'


Natter 71: Someone is wrong on the Internet  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


-t - Apr 10, 2013 1:07:07 pm PDT #18049 of 30001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Also, don't date anyone just based on "swagger."

What? What am I supposed to base my dating choices on? Assuming I were to have dating choices at some point.

So I need post-its all over the place saying "Do not attack with box-cutter", etc.? That's going to get confusing fast.


§ ita § - Apr 10, 2013 1:13:20 pm PDT #18050 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I think the first step is to form a committee for date review, and take the burden of decision out of your hands, -t. Stay tuned for the cross-functional flowchart excitement.


Lee - Apr 10, 2013 1:16:00 pm PDT #18051 of 30001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

John Bates


Dana - Apr 10, 2013 1:20:30 pm PDT #18052 of 30001
I haven't trusted science since I saw the film "Flubber."

It probably would help if I knew exactly how to define swagger.


Jesse - Apr 10, 2013 1:21:01 pm PDT #18053 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Also, don't date anyone just based on "swagger."

Wait, how else do you pick someone to date?

Time-delay crosspost with -t! I didn't refresh.


§ ita § - Apr 10, 2013 1:24:29 pm PDT #18054 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I think the result of this study on infants' vision really has just the one implication for parents.


Jesse - Apr 10, 2013 1:27:19 pm PDT #18055 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

A good mother would blind herself?


Sophia Brooks - Apr 10, 2013 1:32:55 pm PDT #18056 of 30001
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

Fella is a cockapoorgi!


Dana - Apr 10, 2013 1:48:45 pm PDT #18057 of 30001
I haven't trusted science since I saw the film "Flubber."

Guy on People's Court, about his landlord: "He can't just tell us to move!"

Judge: "..."


Steph L. - Apr 10, 2013 1:51:08 pm PDT #18058 of 30001
That which does not kill you should RUN

Also, don't date anyone just based on "swagger."

Dang. Guess I'd better cancel the wedding.