I get confused. I remember everything. I remember too much, and... some of it's made up, and... some of it can't be quantified, and... there's secrets.

River ,'Safe'


Natter 71: Someone is wrong on the Internet  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Jessica - Apr 10, 2013 7:38:55 am PDT #17992 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Slate Culture Gabfest listeners - the 80s miniseries they spend 10 minutes bashing? That's the project that has been devouring me from below for the past year. Oy.


Jesse - Apr 10, 2013 7:38:58 am PDT #17993 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

The donations email just got my favorite spam ever:

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Enjoy.


Jessica - Apr 10, 2013 7:39:57 am PDT #17994 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

I do think people who pay rent/mortgage in an OK neighborhood underestimate how much you save by living in a bad neighborhood and taking the bus!

If I didn't have kids, I would have a way bigger house in a way worse neighborhood. But bad neighborhoods have bad schools in them, so we're kind of stuck.

[edit: Or alternately, paying much more for the same amount of space in a better neighborhood, which I could do because I wouldn't be spending so much damn money on childcare!]


Amy - Apr 10, 2013 7:46:40 am PDT #17995 of 30001
Because books.

Yeah, schools are a problem with kids. We could be living two towns over for a lot cheaper than we can rent here, but I really don't want the kids going to school where they're walking through metal detectors and have full-time guards.


§ ita § - Apr 10, 2013 7:51:28 am PDT #17996 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

the kids going to school where they're walking through metal detectors and have full-time guards

How else are you going to quality assure the guns in school?

I just had to speak the mostest in this meeting--talking about system errors, human errors, things we promise we won't err on this weekend...talky schmalky.

When, really, the IMPORTANT task I have to do is my daily drawing challenge, and I completely thought I had a different one to do today...fuck, why isn't my favourite word purple?


Sophia Brooks - Apr 10, 2013 7:54:39 am PDT #17997 of 30001
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

Oh, I agree, Amy and Jessica. Just the $15,000 families probably don't have that choice (or don't know to think about it).


Burrell - Apr 10, 2013 7:56:17 am PDT #17998 of 30001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

Where I live, even people in the good neighborhoods, if they can afford it, pay $25,000 a year to send their kids to private school. (And no, not every private school costs that much, but a surprising number of them do.)

I recommend getting the kind of backpack which has an outside holder for water bottles.

I recommend getting the kind of kids who remember that those side pockets exist.

I've tried that solution and have had the same problem that Jessica has had with it. I mean, had she just, you know, put her water bottle on the counter when she came home from school--as I have asked her to do nearly 5 days a week for the past 5 years--there wouldn't have been any spill.


P.M. Marc - Apr 10, 2013 7:56:32 am PDT #17999 of 30001
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

I find this whole conversation confusing. Somehow people I find very dear are upset, and I have to admit I didn't hear anyone on the board say anything about how friendships are structurally oppressed in the same way gay couples are. All I heard is that some think friendships tend to be discounted as less important. And then, after Plei reminded me of how much I hated Ernie as a kid because he was so mean to Bert, I'm kinda just in the zone where really the pair shouldn't be considered role models for anybody.

SUCH A MEANIE HEAD! I should probably state that I, at least, wasn't upset, and I'm sorry if I upset anyone, it's just that, well, the original author used language in a way that makes me roll my eyes, because I see it on Tumblr way too often, and I'm a crankypants bitter old human.

Who is really glad that SOMEONE ELSE RECOGNIZES THAT ERNIE IS THE WORST.


Amy - Apr 10, 2013 7:58:09 am PDT #18000 of 30001
Because books.

Just the $15,000 families probably don't have that choice (or don't know to think about it).

Oh, I know. But while I can have some say in it, my kids are going to the best public schools possible.


flea - Apr 10, 2013 7:59:51 am PDT #18001 of 30001
information libertarian

We have reached that very amusing moment in the spring where I have one clean-shaven leg and one leg that has not been shaved since last October. That is all.