Zoe: Next time we smuggle stock, let's make it something smaller. Wash: Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles.

'Safe'


Natter 71: Someone is wrong on the Internet  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


§ ita § - Apr 09, 2013 8:14:59 am PDT #17835 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

including bringing back a few people who were laid off in one of the prior rounds (which I've never heard of happening before).

Well, firstly, RELIEVED it's not you. Secondly, I guess if there are people resisting being up to date, this is a danger, and although I expect RIF feels painful every time, calibrating the amount of self-kicking is a precise and tricky manoeuvre (ironically that's a trickier word than I thought when I started typing it). Countrywide laid off a bunch of people, and a couple years later Bank of America, their purchaser, was pointedly trying to track same down for re-hiring. I did not make the un-cut, which is good for my mental health as well as car mileage, but damn it stings not being able to get back into the room, even if it's not your precise job that's hiring.

Ooh, sun, finally.

Which song does this trip off in your head, and performed by who? I've got Nina Simone singing Here Comes The Sun. I'm not sure why people fight and deny a song they like is a cover, but I did hiss and spit on this. Who the fuck are the Beatles anyway?


Liese S. - Apr 09, 2013 8:17:06 am PDT #17836 of 30001
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."

...I just tried to add a "graphic guidelion" layer to my adobe newsletter template. I feel that would end badly.


Steph L. - Apr 09, 2013 8:19:32 am PDT #17837 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

I want a guidelion.

A lot.


tommyrot - Apr 09, 2013 8:21:14 am PDT #17838 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I want a guidelion.

A lot.

A guidelion would be very useful while commuting through hyena-controlled lands.


Steph L. - Apr 09, 2013 8:22:16 am PDT #17839 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

Every day we would sing "I just can't wait to be king!"


Fred Pete - Apr 09, 2013 8:22:52 am PDT #17840 of 30001
Ann, that's a ferret.

Backwards, I'd be Derf. Which a few people tried to call me, back in the day. Luckily, it never caught on.

On the other hand, could be worse. Could be Kcirederf. Which sounds like a background character in some overwrought medieval story.


Consuela - Apr 09, 2013 8:24:31 am PDT #17841 of 30001
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix

I would be Einnoc, which I'm not sold on. Sounds like a name from a bad fantasy novel, with lots of monsters and predestined stable boys.


Steph L. - Apr 09, 2013 8:25:32 am PDT #17842 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

If we go with Teppy as my name, I'd be Yppet. Which I kind of like because it sounds like something you shriek just before the dragon gets you.


msbelle - Apr 09, 2013 8:28:28 am PDT #17843 of 30001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

Well interview went great and in closing she brought up salary. $12500 less than my current salary. I can't do that. poop - It sounded like such a good job and a team I would like to be a part of.

ION - I had to tell big boss that I had applied for internal positions. One of them want to meet with me and HR has to notify the current manager, so yeah - that is out.


Maria - Apr 09, 2013 8:29:30 am PDT #17844 of 30001
Not so nice is that I'm about to ruin a Friday morning for a bunch of people because of a series of unfortunate events and an upset foreign government. - shrift

Frank, glad you made it through. And while it sucks to lose a job, at least this wasn't a slash and burn situation.

I'd be Airam. I feel like I should be on Vikings or Game of Thrones.