A vague disclaimer is nobody's friend.

Willow ,'Conversations with Dead People'


Natter 71: Someone is wrong on the Internet  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


tommyrot - Apr 05, 2013 4:18:53 pm PDT #17389 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Dogs Wearing Pantyhose, A Popular New Meme in China

Warning: Pictures of dogs wearing pantyhose.

For some reason, this is more disturbing than I thought it'd be.


Amy - Apr 05, 2013 4:26:39 pm PDT #17390 of 30001
Because books.

I saw that before, and it was completely disturbing, tommy.


le nubian - Apr 05, 2013 4:28:35 pm PDT #17391 of 30001
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."

OMG. I need to unsee that.


-t - Apr 05, 2013 4:32:53 pm PDT #17392 of 30001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

I t heart JZ

Also. Y'all. I saw the lead singer of a band I used to see in NO tonight playing music and he played two songs another NO band I saw a lot played all the time. Plus wine.

ALL THE FEELS


Lee - Apr 05, 2013 4:37:40 pm PDT #17393 of 30001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

WEEK IS OVER. YAY

I am debating wine.


tommyrot - Apr 05, 2013 4:40:40 pm PDT #17394 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I debated wine, but got a diet Coke instead.

It was flat.

Learn from my error.


§ ita § - Apr 05, 2013 5:07:00 pm PDT #17395 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Shit, that panty hose was horrible.

Walgreen today--My Last Nerve. Line, 20 minutes projected wait, toddlers come screaming running around the corner, Popeye has a 'roid rage episode and goes to yell for the kids' parent--not knowing the mother is one of the pharmacists, and amusingly she's giving a dry commentary while Customer Fuckhead flips out. Dad takes the kids outside sharpish, but then two people decide their probably not-service-dogs have places in the pharmacy in the line, but the dogs don't respect each other's space the same way and go off barking and scrabbling for each other, including over other customers. The boor goes on about how dogs making a racket are just fine, but kids are horrible. People laugh nervously. He picks up a peanut he'd dropped on the floor and eats it. I go back to the counter and tell them (the truth) it's been half an hour please please let me go home.

Perhaps not ironically, I'm home waiting on a pharmacy--they haven't delivered my meds for Sunday yet.


-t - Apr 05, 2013 5:22:45 pm PDT #17396 of 30001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Dang, ita.

Yay, wine.


Jessica - Apr 05, 2013 5:33:31 pm PDT #17397 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

One thing not addressed by the woo diagram is the distinction between Shit People Just Believe In (angels) and Shit Con Artists Make Up So They Can Sell It (psychic surgery). But overall it's a very nice chart.


Steph L. - Apr 05, 2013 5:40:18 pm PDT #17398 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

If an angel would perform psychic surgery, that would be the best marble statue EVER.