River: The human body can be drained of blood in 8.6 seconds given adequate vacuuming systems. Mal: See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like.

'Safe'


Natter 71: Someone is wrong on the Internet  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


JZ - Apr 05, 2013 1:23:39 pm PDT #17363 of 30001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

Yep, what everyone else said - adjustments curing colds and deafness is pretty woo, but a fair amount of it seems pretty commonsensical.

I got a neck/shoulder adjustment once and it was pretty amazing - something horribly awry in one shoulder, that laughed mockingly at ibuprofen and heat and ice and a lengthy massage by a very gifted friend; then another acquaintance, a PT with some chiro training, offered to give it a try. She spent a few minutes poking and prodding both the wrecked and the normal shoulder, and then she did something fast and super-painful, and then the pain by-God vanished, completely. That's my kind of woo.


Sheryl - Apr 05, 2013 1:24:29 pm PDT #17364 of 30001
Fandom means never having to say "But where would I wear that?"

Timelies all!

Need to clean the house, since we are having a party tomorrow night. Got a big case of the "don't wanna"s, though.


Jesse - Apr 05, 2013 1:36:22 pm PDT #17365 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Yeah, my acquaintance the chiropractor made my back feel great, but also told me that what he was doing would help my digestion and the fact that I was boy-crazy.


le nubian - Apr 05, 2013 1:38:05 pm PDT #17366 of 30001
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."

well, I decided to speak to the manager about it. It was at a Panera, and I told him overall I was "having a bad visit." they didn't put the dressing on the side of my salad initially, so they had to remake it, and then I was charged for chopped egg, that wasn't on the salad, so I just was not particularly happy.

He wanted to get me another food item, but I had already eaten almost all of my salad and all of my soup.

He gave me a refund on the entire meal and apologized!


le nubian - Apr 05, 2013 1:39:24 pm PDT #17367 of 30001
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."

le nubian - Apr 05, 2013 1:39:24 pm PDT #17368 of 30001
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."

Most physical therapists I know talk mad shit about chiros. PTs believe their job is to help patients improve over the long haul while chiros give short-term benefits and make patients come back repeatedly. I am not sure what I think (never having been to a chiro) but the PTs point of view amused me.


DavidS - Apr 05, 2013 1:41:57 pm PDT #17369 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

I think EM's periodic chiro appointments over many years are what wrecked her neck. She was never in a bad accident but her neck would periodically get stiff and she'd go and get an adjustment. I suspect those wrenching adjustments broke down her neck and caused her chronic pain.


Tom Scola - Apr 05, 2013 1:43:50 pm PDT #17370 of 30001
hwæt

And then there are stories like this:

I'm a grad student in neuroscience at a major hospital. My adviser is a MD PhD neurologist. Every week, there's a morning case conference where all the neurology attendings and residents get together and present all the new cases that have come in in the past week.

Every single week with little or no exception, one of those cases is someone who died or became a paraplegic due to the actions of a chiropractor.


Steph L. - Apr 05, 2013 1:47:05 pm PDT #17371 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

Every single week with little or no exception, one of those cases is someone who died or became a paraplegic due to the actions of a chiropractor.

Which is why neck adjustments freak me out. I suppose that since my lower back is already Frankenspine, I should be less cavalier about letting a chiro crack it, but it's always helped me. Except for that time I had surgery. (Uh, just to be clear, the chiropractic didn't *cause* the herniations. I already had severe pain and went to a chiropractor to see if it would help fix things; at that point I hadn't had an MRI and didn't know I had crazy herniations. Shit just hurt.)

Which, YOU GUYS, my surgery was 10 years ago on the 15th of this month. TEN YEARS. I still have all my Farscape action figures that various people sent me. Zhaan is guarding a teapot.

Ten. Fucking. Years.


Jesse - Apr 05, 2013 1:49:47 pm PDT #17372 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Ten years?? That's unpossible.