Zoe: Jayne. This is something the Captain has to do for himself. Mal: No! No, it's not!

'War Stories'


Natter 71: Someone is wrong on the Internet  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


meara - Nov 21, 2012 12:14:25 pm PST #1733 of 30001

Oh, Jesse. So sorry about Homer.

And I agree, boy bands should dance. Heck, they're probably not even really singing, so they ought to have SOME kind of skill...


Jesse - Nov 21, 2012 12:17:45 pm PST #1734 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

They're from British Idol or the X-Factor or something, I think, so presumably they can actually sing, so that's something.

I am obviously in a little denial about the whole thing. He seems OK!


§ ita § - Nov 21, 2012 12:43:53 pm PST #1735 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Chipper Homer is good. I hope he feels well.

I just got thrown under about three buses. Nothing like coming back from not-even-lunch (I grabbed a crappy but expensive fake turkey lunch on my way back from emergency pharmacy supplies) and there's someone sent to find you from one director and three Where are you ITA¹? messages from the CIO.

I *think* I've extracted myself from that without doing anything to incense my boss, who is travelling today, but fuck. I feel sick and awful and I am going home.

Unrelatedly, a co-worker's father seems to have had his credit card stolen and $2K of charges run up on it.

¹ she opts to capitalise all of my name, rather than none. It's discomfiting.


CaBil - Nov 21, 2012 1:24:44 pm PST #1736 of 30001
Remember, remember/the fifth of November/the Gunpowder Treason and Plot/I see no reason/Why Gunpowder Treason/Should ever be forgot.

Happy Birthday Sparky!


lisah - Nov 21, 2012 1:42:54 pm PST #1737 of 30001
Punishingly Intricate

aw, Jesse, I'm so sorry. Poor ol' Homer. Swifty started having seizures early this year and was on all kinds of heavy duty anti-bios that didn't really help and that were a pain in the ass to give him. But, in between, seizures he was totally his same meow-y affectionate self in between seizures up until the end. Hope Homer keeps on being chipper!


Kat - Nov 21, 2012 1:42:55 pm PST #1738 of 30001
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

I have no bagel and now am sad.

However, I had amazingly yummy dim sum including juicy pork dumplings and shumai from Din Tai Fung, the one true dumpling house.

Then I made lentil and mushroom shepherd's pie which is vegan and gluten-free. Do I get a gold star?

Pie dough needs to be rolled out and pies made, but I have a kid who keeps saying "ZERO is a number. Zero IS a number. Zero is a NUMBER."


Jesse - Nov 21, 2012 1:49:58 pm PST #1739 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

For Kat

I hope it's like that, Lisa!


msbelle - Nov 21, 2012 2:22:58 pm PST #1740 of 30001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

I need to make pie dough, but there is still tv to watch.


Jesse - Nov 21, 2012 2:29:15 pm PST #1741 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

I am feeling the same way, but with different to-do items.


Pix - Nov 21, 2012 2:32:11 pm PST #1742 of 30001
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie

My apple pie is almost done--the crust isn't exactly pretty, but I bet the pie will taste good! Turkey is brining and I'm about to go back out to buy another bag of cranberries, as I've decided one won't be enough. Oh the humanity.