Oh, God. Oh, God. My hair. My hair! The government gave me bad hair!

Cordelia ,'The Cautionary Tale of Numero Cinco'


Natter 71: Someone is wrong on the Internet  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


msbelle - Apr 04, 2013 5:28:03 am PDT #17161 of 30001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

crazy talk Theo - pure crazy talk.


Burrell - Apr 04, 2013 5:42:30 am PDT #17162 of 30001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

Hugs and strength for you, msbelle. Your boss is an ass, but this too shall pass.


msbelle - Apr 04, 2013 5:49:26 am PDT #17163 of 30001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

brenda - do I remember that you are at JLL?


aurelia - Apr 04, 2013 5:59:49 am PDT #17164 of 30001
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.

Msbelle, I think you're due to cash in some some really good karma.

Stage managers are so good at keeping us informed:

Thursday an advertising campaign for an herbal supplement infused beverage from Solixir is planning staged "outbreaks" where zombie characters will swarm several L stops.


-t - Apr 04, 2013 6:03:40 am PDT #17165 of 30001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

I don't want an herbal supplement that will turn me into a zombie. I don't think. Maybe there are upsides I haven't considered.

...and I also forgot my allergy meds. Man, remembering an umbrella means I forget everything else, I guess.


Maria - Apr 04, 2013 6:04:06 am PDT #17166 of 30001
Not so nice is that I'm about to ruin a Friday morning for a bunch of people because of a series of unfortunate events and an upset foreign government. - shrift

msbelle, I'm so sorry. I'd like to lock our respective bosses into a room with a hungry lion.

Here's to both of us getting jobs that don't make us miserable. I just need to get this resume updated. It should not be taking this long or be this difficult.

Yes, brenda is there.


tommyrot - Apr 04, 2013 6:04:54 am PDT #17167 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Thursday an advertising campaign for an herbal supplement infused beverage from Solixir is planning staged "outbreaks" where zombie characters will swarm several L stops.

One of these days, a fake zombie outbreak and a real zombie outbreak will happen at the same time and place.


Steph L. - Apr 04, 2013 6:05:38 am PDT #17168 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

One of these days, a fake zombie outbreak and a real zombie outbreak will happen at the same time and place.

The fable updated for the 21st century: The Boy Who Cried Braiiiiiiins.


Amy - Apr 04, 2013 6:07:08 am PDT #17169 of 30001
Because books.

Your boss is an ass, but this too shall pass.

This could be the start of a great limerick.

It really sounds like the one guy there is the true asshole, msbelle. Which is a shame -- I never understand why people like that aren't the ones let go.

Resume~ma to all, especially Theo, Consuela, msbelle, and Maria.


§ ita § - Apr 04, 2013 6:07:49 am PDT #17170 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Do you agree that she might be the most famous anonymous face of our time? I hadn't realised she's not anonymous anymore (just a year after the previous NPR article). One of my friends in university was obsessed with her.