On a total change of subject, would any of the career-expert Buffistas be willing to volunteer to give my resume a once-over? I'm fine with the content, but I'd like to find out if my format is a decade out of date, and if maybe it's all too long for someone with my experience.

Help?

like to listen to a song by the Weakerthans (thanks Sue) called One Great City. It has a line in it that I modify to, I. Hate. Everything.

Is that the "I hate Winnipeg" so g? I love that song--I downloaded it when my drag convention was in Winnipeg one year and I couldn't go.

Is that the "I hate Winnipeg"

Yep.

But Kodos is proven to be the opposite of kudos!

Well, then I'll save it for some day when you're in the mood for a reprimand.

Robot Shaming

Happy Birthday, Tom!

Hippo birdies, Tom!

Robots in the Corn.

Don't give a lightsaber to a baby. You'd think no one would need to be told this, but....

Lightsaber-wielding baby goes on an adorably lethal rampage

Fun, but could have used more gore.

Wow, what a story: [link] (scroll down)

A family with two small kids is flying United from Denver to BWI. The in-flight movie, shown on the drop-down monitors, not the back-of-seat ones, is quite violent. The parents ask the flight attendant if they can get the closest monitor turned off. FA says no. Parents ask if the plane's Captain can do so; no answer. Parents ask for his name so they can talk to him about it later. Parents play games with the kids to keep them from watching the movie and getting scared.

Midway through the flight, they are diverted to O'Hare, where the parents and children are escorted off the plane by police, because the captain felt that their request constituted a threat to his/the plane's safety.

That was two months ago, and United has not apologized yet.