Clovis said that when you get your zombie/cyborg powers, let him know. I think he wants to discuss non-compete clauses.
My laser beam should be fully functional by Monday. Have his people talk to my people.
I'm 17. Looking at linoleum makes me want to have sex.
Xander ,'First Date'
Natter 71: Someone is wrong on the Internet
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Steph L. - Mar 29, 2013 1:41:58 pm PDT #16528 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
Jesse - Mar 29, 2013 2:06:49 pm PDT #16529 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Oh, crap -- if I go to my cousin's Confirmation, I have to get him a present, too, huh? Oy vey.
Consuela - Mar 29, 2013 2:10:40 pm PDT #16530 of 30001
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix
Jesse, given the last minute nature of the invitation, I think it's entirely okay for you to plead other obligations. Unless you really want to go.
Dana - Mar 29, 2013 2:12:20 pm PDT #16531 of 30001
I haven't trusted science since I saw the film "Flubber."
Oh, I also only had three wisdom teeth. What's up with that?
It is a fucking miracle that anyone ever manages to buy a house.
Jesse - Mar 29, 2013 2:13:59 pm PDT #16532 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
I don't really want to go, of course, but I feel a little bad that I didn't even send him a card for his 16th birthday a couple of weeks, so feel like I should go. (I'm sure he doesn't care. Due to being 16.)
Dana - Mar 29, 2013 2:15:11 pm PDT #16533 of 30001
I haven't trusted science since I saw the film "Flubber."
What do you get people for Confirmation? I think I got rosaries and other cross-related jewelry.
Jesse - Mar 29, 2013 2:16:31 pm PDT #16534 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Yeah, I don't think I'd get him cross jewelry, but I could get whatever and call it bday/Confirmation. You know, if I had any idea what to get this kid. Maybe some good maps -- his other grandparents got him a car.
Hil R. - Mar 29, 2013 2:16:33 pm PDT #16535 of 30001
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l
Oh, I also only had three wisdom teeth. What's up with that?
I only had three. I think my sister just had one.
le nubian - Mar 29, 2013 2:16:34 pm PDT #16536 of 30001
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."
It is a fucking miracle that anyone ever manages to buy a house.
Or to sell one, in my case.
Nora Deirdre - Mar 29, 2013 2:16:58 pm PDT #16537 of 30001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)
It is a fucking miracle that anyone ever manages to buy a house.
This is my thought too, along with anyone ever managing to sell a house. Which is why I don't want to do either again for a very, very, VERY long time.
ETA: heh, selling nightmare x-post.