One of my favorite scenes in SVU(Back when you could say stuff like that) was when Munch came back from a canvass and was all "Reminds me of the egg hunts of my youth."
And his partner says "Aren't you Jewish?"
And Munch says "Yes, hence the forty minutes of futile searching."
But maybe it was the delivery that makes it funny.
Man, Consuela, I know better than most people how rough all that stuff is.
Wesley: I stabbed you. I should apologize for that. But I'm honestly not sure how. I think it'll just be awkward. Gunn: Good call. Wesley: Okay.
'Time Bomb'
Natter 71: Someone is wrong on the Internet
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
erikaj - Mar 28, 2013 11:02:43 am PDT #16391 of 30001
"already on the kiss-cam with Karl Marx"-
Jessica - Mar 28, 2013 11:03:11 am PDT #16392 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
In other news, we have reached the end of the internet.
The Internet—the global system of interconnected networks that’s become an increasingly central means of commerce and communication capable of bringing far-flung civilizations together—reached its apex this week, after a man claiming to be the fiancé of My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic character Twilight Sparkle contacted a user of online community DeviantArt to demand he stop drawing sexual pictures of his imaginary pony-bride. The request was made in a letter that was then published in full on the Internet, which no longer has any reason to exist, having achieved everything it has ever set out to do.
Nora Deirdre - Mar 28, 2013 11:13:30 am PDT #16393 of 30001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)
Consuela, can you guys cook the meal at your parents' apartment? That's what we used to do with my grandmother. The kitchen is tiny, so we'd do prep and pre-cooking (if appropriate) and then warm through/finish there and then eat together.
le nubian - Mar 28, 2013 11:13:36 am PDT #16394 of 30001
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."
Is this a bathroom with no paper towels?
No. Definitely has paper towels and extra rolls on a shelf.
msbelle - Mar 28, 2013 11:15:31 am PDT #16395 of 30001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb
Because bathrooms and doors in general are so germy, I wipe them down every so often with disinfectant wipes in our office. I am not a fan or the purell hand stuff, so this makes me feel better.
erikaj - Mar 28, 2013 11:15:34 am PDT #16396 of 30001
"already on the kiss-cam with Karl Marx"-
My guess is they were afraid someone could hear them. But they should still stop wasting water.
shrift - Mar 28, 2013 11:17:30 am PDT #16397 of 30001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
a man claiming to be the fiancé of My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic character Twilight Sparkle
Maybe he's not totally delusional. I'm just saying: [link]
Jesse - Mar 28, 2013 11:33:54 am PDT #16398 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Hahaha!
§ ita § - Mar 28, 2013 11:50:17 am PDT #16399 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Man, Russell Brand, I've gotta think you're better off out than in, dude.
Theodosia - Mar 28, 2013 11:57:57 am PDT #16400 of 30001
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
I know a Jewish atheist, whom when asked what she did on Christmas, replied with a straight face "We gather in the living room and look at the place where the Christmas tree would go."