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Natter 71: Someone is wrong on the Internet  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


le nubian - Mar 28, 2013 10:35:11 am PDT #16379 of 30001
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."

Bathroom etiquette:

I have a weird situation here at work. I have an office on a floor with about 12 offices. At the end of one hall is a bathroom for M & W. The bathrooms are one person bathrooms where you lock the door when you go in, but it has a separate stall for the one toilet.

Anyway, periodically when I go in the bathroom, the faucet is running. This is not an infrequent occurrence. We do not have timers on the faucets.

I talked to the secretary about this and they noticed it too! Why the fuck would you leave a faucet running in the bathroom intentionally? I don't understand it. I am thinking about mocking up a sign asking people to please turn off the faucet, laminating it and putting it above the sink.

Too much?


Jesse - Mar 28, 2013 10:43:29 am PDT #16380 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Not too much!

People who walk out past you when you're washing your hands make me wonder too--even if for some reason you didn't do the do, you touched enough stuff, that...are you going straight to the kitchen??? Yikes!

If nothing else, seriously consider taking the chance of being in a room with sinks to wash your hands just because? I mean, you've been touching doors and shit (if not literally) all day! Wash your goddamn hands, people.


Consuela - Mar 28, 2013 10:49:56 am PDT #16381 of 30001
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix

Why the fuck would you leave a faucet running in the bathroom intentionally?

Because they don't want to touch the dirty faucet with their clean hands, I assume. Same reason so many public faucets are now equipped with motion sensors.

It's stupid, but that's my interpretation.


§ ita § - Mar 28, 2013 10:50:28 am PDT #16382 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Definitely not too much! I have a weird guilty reaction to our motion-activated ones. if they don't shut off before I'm done drying my hands, I feel weird about leaving them running--but it's not like I can turn it off, or like standing and watching helps the water in any way. It's stupid, but I feel a pang of "do something!" anyway.

I mean, you've been touching doors and shit (if not literally) all day! Wash your goddamn hands, people.

Seriously--one in five people is coughing their lungs up. Unlikely to hurt! Give it a shot! For the team!


Hil R. - Mar 28, 2013 10:50:32 am PDT #16383 of 30001
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

I've never celebrated a religious holiday if that involves believing or observing attached religious rituals/observances barring sitting where I was put in school, and for non-godly ones like Thanksgiving and the fourth of July if an egg hunt isn't celebrating Easter I haven't celebrated those either because I don't do much actual thanking or cherishing the independence of the US. I just eat the food and look at the sparkly things in the sky which are no more or less pretty than the Montreal multi-day fireworks festival or any other ad-hocish display of celestial pyrotechnics. I've never kissed anyone on New Year's, etc, etc...basically just motions more than anything else, I guess. But people can still ask.

I think that, with something like an easter egg hunt, there's a difference between "Hey, what should we do on Easter? Let's go to an egg hunt!" and "Is there anything fun going on for kids this weekend? Oh, right, it's Easter, so there's an egg hunt at the park. That could be fun." Like, whether it's first deciding to do something for the holiday, and then deciding what to do, or if it's just looking for something to do and finding something that happens to be holiday-related.


§ ita § - Mar 28, 2013 10:51:36 am PDT #16384 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Because they don't want to touch the dirty faucet with their clean hands

Is this a bathroom with no paper towels?

The hospital washrooms at UCLA now have signs recommending you use paper towels to avoid touching the door when leaving. Hmm.


Jesse - Mar 28, 2013 10:52:17 am PDT #16385 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

"What are you guys doing FOR Easter?" "Nothing, we're Jewish."

"What are you guys doing ON Easter?" "Going to the egg hunt in the park."


Hil R. - Mar 28, 2013 10:53:12 am PDT #16386 of 30001
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

Jesse is far more succinct than I am.


Consuela - Mar 28, 2013 10:53:32 am PDT #16387 of 30001
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix

We can't figure out what to do for Easter this Sunday. Usually there's a family dinner at my sister's house, with a leg of lamb etc. But Mom's entirely incapable of moving: she couldn't even stand up for 2 seconds last night to get from the chair to the bed, and fell down, trapping my sister underneath her 200 lbs.

We were thinking of bringing her to my house, because I have only a couple of stairs, but I honestly don't think we can get her into the car (or out of it). The woman is trapped in the apartment building by her own body.


Laura - Mar 28, 2013 10:57:37 am PDT #16388 of 30001
Our wings are not tired.

I just decided today to do the Easter dinner thing at my house. I have been seriously overstressed and overworked, and for some reason cooking and having people over is relaxing to me. So I guess I better menu plan soon. I invited people and found that other people hadn't made a plan either! So there will people and they will expect food, and likely will bring food and drink. Whee!