I just told my coworker there are "a shitload" of Easter songs. Piety fail.
Yesterday I overheard this:
"Happy Easter! Have fun... looking for bunnies, or whatever it is Christians do."
It amused me, anyway.
Mal: You tell me right now, little Kaylee, you really think you can do this? Kaylee: Sure. Yeah. I think so. 'Sides, if I mess up, not like you'll be able to yell at me.
'Bushwhacked'
Natter 71: Someone is wrong on the Internet
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
tommyrot - Mar 28, 2013 8:00:36 am PDT #16350 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Steph L. - Mar 28, 2013 8:02:18 am PDT #16351 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
One of my newer co-workers asked my Jewish boss what he does to celebrate Easter. This was how my boss reacted: @_@
Trudy Booth - Mar 28, 2013 8:07:37 am PDT #16352 of 30001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Rolls away stones, swipe bodies from tombs... just to mess with people. Good fun.
Jesse - Mar 28, 2013 8:09:55 am PDT #16353 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
and thanks for the new earworm because I have been singing Scenario all morning and I do not think anyone within earshot of me even knows the song.
I have no explanation for this, but the other day I was thinking about hiring a DJ for my wedding, and Scenario was totally one of the songs I was going to make sure they had!
One of my newer co-workers asked my Jewish boss what he does to celebrate Easter. This was how my boss reacted: @_@
Ha! ...did the coworker know the boss is Jewish?
le nubian - Mar 28, 2013 8:13:29 am PDT #16354 of 30001
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."
Jesse,
are you being coy? Are you getting married soon?
Steph L. - Mar 28, 2013 8:15:01 am PDT #16355 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
One of my newer co-workers asked my Jewish boss what he does to celebrate Easter. This was how my boss reacted: @_@
Ha! ...did the coworker know the boss is Jewish?
Oh, yeah. That was sort of the tenor of the question: well, what do YOU do to celebrate Easter? (As in, I know you're Jewish, but I thought maybe you celebrate it anyway, in a secular Easter-Bunny way.)
tommyrot - Mar 28, 2013 8:18:45 am PDT #16356 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
well, what do YOU do to celebrate Easter? (As in, I know you're Jewish, but I thought maybe you celebrate it anyway, in a secular Easter-Bunny way.)
Jewish friends of mine have been asked what they (as Jews) do to celebrate Christmas.
Tom Scola - Mar 28, 2013 8:38:51 am PDT #16357 of 30001
hwæt
Is someone from the Onion lurking here? This just showed up in my feed: Only By Working Together Can We All Cover For My Absolute Lack Of Ability
Tom Scola - Mar 28, 2013 8:38:51 am PDT #16358 of 30001
hwæt
Jesse - Mar 28, 2013 8:55:48 am PDT #16359 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
are you being coy? Are you getting married soon?
THAT'S THE THING! I'm not even dating anyone! But you never know when you might have to hire a DJ for your wedding?
Oh, yeah. That was sort of the tenor of the question: well, what do YOU do to celebrate Easter? (As in, I know you're Jewish, but I thought maybe you celebrate it anyway, in a secular Easter-Bunny way.)
Oh dear. I mean, I like charoset as much as the next shiksa, but no one has ever asked me what I'm doing for Passover.