I can't figure out what he would submit it for? College Humor? Unless it was student bloopers (which I find hysterical. I will never forget "Magellan circumcised the earth in a 100 foot clipper")
...burning baby fish swimming all round your head.
Drusilla ,'Conversations with Dead People'
Natter 71: Someone is wrong on the Internet
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Sophia Brooks - Mar 27, 2013 9:22:26 am PDT #16267 of 30001
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here
Consuela - Mar 27, 2013 9:29:32 am PDT #16268 of 30001
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix
OK, made a hair appointment (if I'm going to be interviewing I need to color my hair again), lined up my climbing partner to climb tonight. Applied for a couple of jobs, sent a bunch of email.
That's a start.
Strix - Mar 27, 2013 9:50:53 am PDT #16269 of 30001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
That was the best part, erika! READERS FUCKING DIGEST?! It just completely speaks to the man as a whole...
Sophia, he taught comp courses and would yank personal stories and such and submit them as happening to him. It was a long time ago; I don't know more.
Hair appointment = YAY. Good move, Consuela. I am always cheered by a salon visit.
tommyrot - Mar 27, 2013 9:54:47 am PDT #16270 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
So I got my face shaved, and it was fun! I was surprised that it took longer than the haircut. Also, he shaved the side and back of my neck, which never gets shaved. I was quite relaxed during it, and I joked about almost falling asleep. He told me he has had customers fall asleep during a shave.
Amy - Mar 27, 2013 9:56:25 am PDT #16271 of 30001
Because books.
That's a start.
Now, cake. It's always helpful.
So I got my face shaved, and it was fun!
That sounds so cool, and yet I'm not sure I'd want someone else shaving my legs...
tommyrot - Mar 27, 2013 9:58:22 am PDT #16272 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Well, there are far more corners on one's face and neck than there are on one's legs, so I'd think legs would be easier.
Anyway, I've seen a barber shaving people in movies so many times I feel like I accomplished some life-long goal here.
-t - Mar 27, 2013 10:10:40 am PDT #16273 of 30001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
That sounds so cool, and yet I'm not sure I'd want someone else shaving my legs...
I saw? heard? (I don't remember the medium) a human interest story about a barber shop that started offering a leg shaving service to women a while back. I forget the details. I might go for that, actually, just because I am pretty bad about missing spots and it could be pretty luxurious - the whole beard shaving routine seems pretty nice.
I understand why you are coloring your hair, Consuela, but it's kid of a shame. Your natural color is so pretty.
le nubian - Mar 27, 2013 10:19:03 am PDT #16274 of 30001
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."
re: O'Reilly now supposedly being supportive of Marriage Equality.
Has anyone asked him about the 2006 video where he equated gay marriage to bestiality? How does that square with his current position. Because just 6 years ago he was about as extreme as he could possibly get. I believe in evolution, but I am now thinking most of his views might just be bullshit.
tommyrot - Mar 27, 2013 10:23:15 am PDT #16275 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
O'Reilly's views on bestiality have evolved.
Sophia Brooks - Mar 27, 2013 10:26:03 am PDT #16276 of 30001
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here
Yeah, now that I think of it, I believe Bill Reilly was responsible for my boss asking me what would stop me from marrying my cat if gay marriage was allowed!
Um.