We gotta go to the crappy town where I'm the hero!

Wash ,'Jaynestown'


Natter 71: Someone is wrong on the Internet  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


-t - Mar 25, 2013 6:03:49 pm PDT #16037 of 30001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Newton's third law of twinning?

Twin exclusion principle? Featuring opposite spins of pill and chill.


§ ita § - Mar 25, 2013 6:05:54 pm PDT #16038 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

ita, that is craxy.

She pulled off one of the biggest swindles in the UK--I don't remember what the boundaries were, but she got MILLIONS. And the reading I just did in a book called Frauditors, or some sort, said she did a well-executed account shell game that made things hard to track, but she also wrote down prayers to god asking for her not to get caught. Yes, Joyti, he's going to send his boy down here and fix your shit, Jo jo.


§ ita § - Mar 25, 2013 6:06:48 pm PDT #16039 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

But can you have twin chilling?


-t - Mar 25, 2013 6:19:49 pm PDT #16040 of 30001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Both twins chilling? If they are on different energy levels, I'd guess.

Need more data.


DavidS - Mar 25, 2013 6:42:38 pm PDT #16041 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Huh. I didn't know Bernadette Peters was Italian-American.

She totally fooled me with the red-headed Bernadette biz.


-t - Mar 25, 2013 6:47:27 pm PDT #16042 of 30001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Dippin' dots! Ice cream of the future. There's a vending machine at the mall.

Uh, we were talking about shelf stable ice cream the other day?

Yeah.


Zenkitty - Mar 25, 2013 7:23:01 pm PDT #16043 of 30001
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

Commute, down the stairs, the main reason I'm still with my company.

Never paid anyone to do my taxes. Since the year I bought my house, I've used TurboTax.

eta the rest of the sentence my phone wouldn't let me type.


Ginger - Mar 25, 2013 7:27:57 pm PDT #16044 of 30001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

I once overheard two girls who looked to be about 10 talking about Dippin' Dots. One said, "They say this is the ice cream of the future." The other said, "I hope not."


erin_obscure - Mar 25, 2013 7:33:50 pm PDT #16045 of 30001
Occasionally I’m callous and strange

I love that i can still free file with H&R block (via the IRS freefile website). Ok, slightly bummed that I'm still below the income threshold to qualify for free filing, but even with itemized deductions my one W2 single state returns were done in less than an hour at no cost to me at all with significant returns from both fed and state. Woot.


erin_obscure - Mar 25, 2013 7:38:11 pm PDT #16046 of 30001
Occasionally I’m callous and strange

my current commute is 2.5 miles each way and I can be door to door in less than 10 minutes consistently. It's one of the reasons I bought a house where I did, for the shortest possible commute. Worst case scenario I can walk if driving is impossible due to miserable road conditions (since 911 doesn't care that my wee honda civic gets beached on large snowdrifts so I can't call in snowed) and in nice weather I can bike to work in a reasonable amount of time. Much better than the year I was living in San Diego and commuting to Costa Mesa in an 86 volvo with no AC, radio, or working tape deck. Those were really miserable commutes, especially for the 8am TYA calls.