Simon: I, uh... I never-never shot anyone before. Book: I was there, son. I'm fair sure you haven't shot anyone yet.

'War Stories'


Natter 71: Someone is wrong on the Internet  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Lee - Mar 25, 2013 1:52:49 pm PDT #15993 of 30001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

I am kind of stuck going to the guy my sister uses, and he's about $500.

From earlier--thanks for the bird bath rec, -t. I am thinking more along the lines of a pedestal, since I don't have a good way to hang it, and there are too many cats around for ground level to make sense. I did find out that Redwood City thinks birdbaths are okay, as long as you clean them a lot. I will get a mister or agitator though, to help with the mosquitoes.

The system we use for spam filtering had a glitch, so no outside mail at all was going through for most of the afternoon. That was kind of nice.


§ ita § - Mar 25, 2013 1:57:13 pm PDT #15994 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Lifehacker invites in a chiropractor to talk about their "medicine": [link] And by "medicine" I don't mean the leading cause of death in the US.

I have got to wonder how much of these low-hanging skeptic fruit articles the editors of each Gawker site are published with sincerity--IO9 has a guy whose entire responsibility seems to be devoted to incorrectly paraphrasing abstracts and pushing fad science and diets.

In general, the people who rail at Nick Denton but still hang around cite IO9 and LH as the best of the bunch, but I've found LH obstinate in the face of wrong advice they've given in ways that have really simple impacts on their readers--if WD40 is really not supposed to be used that way, how many readers did they send away to apply it to everything for every reason?


Consuela - Mar 25, 2013 1:59:37 pm PDT #15995 of 30001
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix

ita, I figure you might find this graphic relevant: [link]

It's a Venn diagram of irrational nonsense (via Boing Boing).


DavidS - Mar 25, 2013 2:10:08 pm PDT #15996 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

It's 22.5 miles from our place in SF to Emmett's school in Albany. Except then I drive home. And then drive back to get him. And drive back home. So on those days that I have him both morning and night (every Thursday and alternate Fridays) I am commuting about 90 miles.

This is why I try to find ways to spend Thursday in the East Bay and will often camp out at a cafe to write, then do some shopping before I pick up Emmett, though I can't really get perishables.

But if he's got an away game and he's coming home with me then I could be way out past Fremont or Orinda, which would add another forty plus minutes of driving.

My morning commute usually takes about 90 minutes, but that's because I'm double dipping on one of the most congested commute routes in America - the Bay Bridge.


Atropa - Mar 25, 2013 2:20:00 pm PDT #15997 of 30001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

You've never been prevented from ordering off the kiddy menu when you're eating in? I've had my hand smacked more than once.

No fast food place has ever dared to question me when I order a kiddie meal. If I am in McDonalds, I want a damn Happy Meal.


Calli - Mar 25, 2013 2:27:23 pm PDT #15998 of 30001
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

I paid $135 for my taxes this year, but they were pretty simple. I'll get enough back to cover it and a fair bit leftover One job, one state, no real estate. If I didn't do some minimal investment I'd have trouble justifying going to my CPA. Except she's delightful and I look forward to catching with her every spring. And she gets me money back, which is a delightful trait in an acquaintance. Anyway, I shove everything tax-related into a folder throughout the year, take it to my CPA in late February, talk about travel and her grandkids for half an hour, cut her a check in early March, and a month later the government drops a couple thousand into my checking account. Which, emergencies allowing, goes right into my IRA. And I drop the receipt for that into the next year's folder, and the cycle starts again. The sheer lack of angst and stress is totally worth $135, since I have it available.


DavidS - Mar 25, 2013 2:28:47 pm PDT #15999 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

I've never had an issue ordering a Happy Meal either.


le nubian - Mar 25, 2013 2:29:08 pm PDT #16000 of 30001
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."

I've never had my taxes professionally done, but $480 sounds like a huge price to pay for that! Is that based on how much you're getting back, or something else?

H&R Block apparently charges based on how many forms that need to be filed. Beau (who filed the EZ) paid $162. Between needing to file in 2 states, a home sale, itemized deductions, I think the guy printed out something like 30-40 pages for me.


Jesse - Mar 25, 2013 2:32:56 pm PDT #16001 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

I HAVE had to specially request the toy at McDonald's, but they'll always give me the meal. And then I wish I had just gotten the pieces separately, because I want a bigger soda.


NoiseDesign - Mar 25, 2013 2:34:24 pm PDT #16002 of 30001
Our wings are not tired

My tax package each year is about half an inch thick, I shudder to think what H&R Block would charge.