And now my boy's in love. All hearts and flowers. But, doesn't it freak you out that she used to change your diapers? I mean, when you think about it, the first woman you boned is the closest thing you've ever had to a mother. Doing your mom and trying to kill your dad. Hm. There should be a play.

Angelus ,'Damage'


Natter 71: Someone is wrong on the Internet  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Kat - Nov 19, 2012 12:21:32 pm PST #1473 of 30001
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

I've entered multiple lotteries for inauguration tickets. Senator Boxer has no info yet about hers. Growl.


shrift - Nov 19, 2012 12:21:47 pm PST #1474 of 30001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

This afternoon, I had to explain that escarole is a not a fish and what MythBusters is. What is happening? Where am I? Did I get out of bed in Bizarro World?


Connie Neil - Nov 19, 2012 12:22:13 pm PST #1475 of 30001
brillig

re: that white man's rant--"caterwauling bullshit" is a great phrase.


§ ita § - Nov 19, 2012 12:28:56 pm PST #1476 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Clearly, you're not supposed to read the comments. But near the top is a frothy film of Birtherism, and I cannot understand how their keyboards fail to immolate them and their computers entirely. I mean, you can sincerely mean:

Hollie, if you believe that Obama has not spent millions as a public figure. you are not thinking at all. He spends other people's money and you should bleiev it is millions. He has also benefitted from some very sweet deals , like his home purchase in Chicago. He has been so well connected it is creepy. SO, while he has not EARNED millions, please know he has indeed spent them, and he will continue to do so

and keep on living, thinking you've accumulated facts and that they lead to your conclusion?

WHY IS THAT POSSIBLE?


Sheryl - Nov 19, 2012 12:41:08 pm PST #1477 of 30001
Fandom means never having to say "But where would I wear that?"

Timelies all!

Took Nova in for her teeth cleaning. They ended up pulling two teeth(which were loose anyway), but otherwise everything's fine. (Well, Nova's still a bit unsteady on her feet, but I assume that'll get better with time)


msbelle - Nov 19, 2012 12:52:11 pm PST #1478 of 30001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

He spends other people's money and you should bleiev it is millions.

see also - any politician. also, investment managers. also producers.

He has also benefitted from some very sweet deals

see also - any person of means, influence, or family connections that provide either. see also - models, entertainers, and haymakers within those industries.

He has been so well connected it is creepy.

creepy for him, but not others (see above). why?


§ ita § - Nov 19, 2012 1:06:35 pm PST #1479 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

creepy for him, but not others (see above). why?

He's hiding his real birth records, but not his grades, and maybe some tax returns, but not as many as Romney.

I learnt all this.

Also I learnt how to make a incredibly detailed request of the DBAs, because they barely tolerate people speaking English. Look, I think "structure only dump" is a perfectly legit specification.

Man, I wish the relevant developer were here. I am making some shit up.


Cass - Nov 19, 2012 1:21:15 pm PST #1480 of 30001
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

creepy for him, but not others (see above). why?

Because he's black.

Puppycat is obsessed with my refrigerator. Because it is hiding a tailless lizard.


Jesse - Nov 19, 2012 1:40:18 pm PST #1481 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

What does it even mean to spend someone else's money? If it's not your parents' or your spouse's, I'm pretty sure the money you have to spend becomes yours, regardless. I guess not if you're actually a thief.


§ ita § - Nov 19, 2012 1:41:41 pm PST #1482 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Well, he's the president. He can totes spend our money.

Which...would be like all the other presidents, not more or less.