Handsome brooding vampire guy has to swoop in all sensitive mouth and overhanging forehead. How 'bout leaving some scraps for the homely-looking fellows who don't turn evil when they get some?

Doyle ,'Life of the Party'


Natter 71: Someone is wrong on the Internet  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Ginger - Feb 25, 2013 3:44:41 pm PST #12745 of 30001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

I changed from a first alto to a second soprano after my tonsils and adenoids were removed when I was a teenager. Second soprano is boring.


Connie Neil - Feb 25, 2013 3:55:05 pm PST #12746 of 30001
brillig

I miss my vocal range. I'm well and truly an alto again, but age and lack of practice will do that.


Jesse - Feb 25, 2013 3:56:23 pm PST #12747 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

I'm not a good enough musician to be a good second soprano, but I also don't have the range anymore to be a first. So that's awesome.

I was basically joking, but whenever I see one of those "stereotypes about the sections" things, they ring true and make me laugh.


le nubian - Feb 25, 2013 4:00:19 pm PST #12748 of 30001
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."

Hec,

I heard a doctor on NPR say that he thought it was a good idea for the Pope to resign given his advanced age and likelihood that he will decreasingly lose his faculties (something like 25% of 80 year olds have dementia).

So I'm kind of thinking that even without the scandal brewing he probably would have stepped down soon - supposedly he is losing hearing in one ear and eyesight in one eye.

I understand that he decided to step down upon receiving that report but the Vatican denies that. I just don't understand why he didn't say: "fuck it" and step down right after the New Year rather than wait until Easter proximity to step down. It's like his timing is really off or something.

He clearly doesn't think he can manage all of Easter activities (which is sobering), but if he had announced early January, conclave would have happened already.


meara - Feb 25, 2013 4:05:59 pm PST #12749 of 30001

Hey, if missing hearing in one ear and eyesight in the other were a prerequisite, my dad could be pope! Way better than out "lose a leg, get a peg leg, become a pirate" plan for him!

I was basically joking, but whenever I see one of those "stereotypes about the sections" things, they ring true and make me laugh.

Which is weird. I mean, I always find the band/orchestra ones pretty funny and often accurate, but generally people choose what instrument they play. Not so much with voice type!


Burrell - Feb 25, 2013 4:15:06 pm PST #12750 of 30001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

I was joking.

Thanks for clarifying. I didn't mean to be touchy.

but generally people choose what instrument they play. Not so much with voice type!

Yeah, although I can see there being cultural issues behind the way the various sections are represented, and I can see myself not being at all aware of them back in HS.

My vocal range is not great, but it crosses soprano and alto although I'd say I'm more a natural alto. But the choir teacher needed another soprano, and there you go.


Dana - Feb 25, 2013 4:15:32 pm PST #12751 of 30001
I haven't trusted science since I saw the film "Flubber."

I think a lot of the vocal stereotypes develop out of the situation. Like, tenors are often in short supply, so tenors may very well be a) loud and b) used to being overpraised and in love with the sound of their own voice.

Whereas it's easy for basses to hide at the bottom, so they sometimes drone and sing flat.


Jesse - Feb 25, 2013 4:20:15 pm PST #12752 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

And the high parts are the showiest! And the altos do hold it all together.


Zenkitty - Feb 25, 2013 5:00:03 pm PST #12753 of 30001
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

I don't even know if I'm a soprano or an alto.


Amy - Feb 25, 2013 5:03:13 pm PST #12754 of 30001
Because books.

And the high parts are the showiest!

And if they're always treated as special snowflakes, they start to behave that way, I bet.

Does anyone wear computer glasses? Do you have reading glasses, too? The screen I'm using right now is smaller and I wind up needing my reading glasses, but they're not exactly right either.

I think it's mostly focusing on the screen so consistently all day suddenly, but I'm getting nasty headaches by the time evening rolls around.