Oh, yeah. There was this time I was pinned down by this guy that played left tackle for varsity... Well, at least he used to before he was a vampire... Anyway, he had this really, really thick neck, and all I had was a little, little Exact-O knife ... You're not loving this story.

Buffy ,'Beneath You'


Natter 71: Someone is wrong on the Internet  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


askye - Feb 24, 2013 4:59:25 pm PST #12637 of 30001
Thrive to spite them

I don't like Kristen Stewart's dress, it's too close to her skin tone and it looks like it's about to slide off and she'll accidentally flash everyone.


erikaj - Feb 24, 2013 5:12:58 pm PST #12638 of 30001
"already on the kiss-cam with Karl Marx"-

She might. As part of her ongoing "I'm not Bella, goddamn it," freakout.


Jessica - Feb 24, 2013 5:20:02 pm PST #12639 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Okay "that's that joke" was pretty damn funny.


askye - Feb 24, 2013 5:22:34 pm PST #12640 of 30001
Thrive to spite them

I didn't like Melissa McCarthy's dress either. It kinda reminded me of something from Project Runway when they run out of time and just start pinning or taping stuff together.


Jesse - Feb 24, 2013 5:24:18 pm PST #12641 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

I think my favorite Oscars moment is still from the ad for the ...maybe Katie Couric?... interview with Bradley Cooper, where the interviewer asks if he's been working on his acceptance speech, and he says, "Do you really think I need to? Naaah."


meara - Feb 24, 2013 5:27:18 pm PST #12642 of 30001

Amusingly, Georgetown posted a picture wishing Brad Cooper luck, from the show he was in my sophomore year (with my roommate, and directed by friends--Camino Real), but the other dude in the picture was way hotter. Turns out that guy is now a VP at TLC and works on "how stuff works". How random.


Stephanie - Feb 24, 2013 5:28:21 pm PST #12643 of 30001
Trust my rage

I found the "we saw your boobs" thing really annoying. And I think I was offended.


Lee - Feb 24, 2013 5:34:15 pm PST #12644 of 30001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

I know I was offended by the flu joke


meara - Feb 24, 2013 5:37:41 pm PST #12645 of 30001

Yeah, the flu thing made me want to kick him in the nuts. Not so much the flu bit but the "you look great" part. Because that IS why women feel required to do that shit. Ugh. Patriarchy.


Lee - Feb 24, 2013 5:43:23 pm PST #12646 of 30001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

Exactly