Carry on.
Natter 71: Someone is wrong on the Internet
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
I think the official danger zone is 40-160, and it definitely wasn't THAT cold in here, but fuck it, I'm going to cook it on high for 4 hours and then bring it back to a boil tomorrow before dinner. I put the fancy local kielbasa from Flying Pigs Farm in this soup, and I'll be damned if I'm going to let a little salmonella stop me from enjoying it.
::googles Flying Pigs Farm::
::is jealous::
Anyone want to suggest interesting articles for a Spring employee newsletter? I need to supply writing samples for a job I'm applying for.
Boiling kills nasty things.
Sustained heat is your friend. And should kill any unintentional "friends" that your lentil soup has invited in.
Anyone want to suggest interesting articles for a Spring employee newsletter?
Can I Eat That?
...but more likely something about summer vacations? I don't know what goes in an employee newsletter.
An HR-related newsletter or just a general one?
How about:
Origins of Spring holidays?
Greening up your office or cube?
April is Jazz Appreciation Month so something on that?
Scrappy, what about exercises you can do at your desk? Healthy lunches to pack? Or any kind of particularly HR thing you know a lot about that you would want to tell employees?
I called my BFF and she isn't there, so I'm stuck talking to my faux-niece who can talk 100 miles an hour and I have no idea what she's talking about. Except now she's reading me the script she wrote for her drama class where she played a reincarnated Tinkerbell who swore a lot (but in French so she could get away with it). And now we're talking about balls and she's trying to make lewd jokes and I'm pretending not to understand. She's 15. And now I'm on hold while she messages her friend.
And now she's playing me YouTube videos. Over the phone. And describing the action.