I swear, one of these times, you're gonna wake up in a coma.

Cordelia ,'Showtime'


Natter 71: Someone is wrong on the Internet  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Zenkitty - Feb 21, 2013 1:54:59 pm PST #12256 of 30001
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

Skull of kittens shirt!

Carry on.


Jessica - Feb 21, 2013 1:57:56 pm PST #12257 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

I think the official danger zone is 40-160, and it definitely wasn't THAT cold in here, but fuck it, I'm going to cook it on high for 4 hours and then bring it back to a boil tomorrow before dinner. I put the fancy local kielbasa from Flying Pigs Farm in this soup, and I'll be damned if I'm going to let a little salmonella stop me from enjoying it.


-t - Feb 21, 2013 2:07:22 pm PST #12258 of 30001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

::googles Flying Pigs Farm::

::is jealous::


Scrappy - Feb 21, 2013 2:08:16 pm PST #12259 of 30001
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

Anyone want to suggest interesting articles for a Spring employee newsletter? I need to supply writing samples for a job I'm applying for.


Cass - Feb 21, 2013 2:09:47 pm PST #12260 of 30001
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

Boiling kills nasty things.

Sustained heat is your friend. And should kill any unintentional "friends" that your lentil soup has invited in.


Jesse - Feb 21, 2013 2:17:34 pm PST #12261 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Anyone want to suggest interesting articles for a Spring employee newsletter?

Can I Eat That?

...but more likely something about summer vacations? I don't know what goes in an employee newsletter.


javachik - Feb 21, 2013 2:20:46 pm PST #12262 of 30001
Our wings are not tired.

An HR-related newsletter or just a general one?

How about:

Origins of Spring holidays?

Greening up your office or cube?

April is Jazz Appreciation Month so something on that?


Amy - Feb 21, 2013 2:32:17 pm PST #12263 of 30001
Because books.

Scrappy, what about exercises you can do at your desk? Healthy lunches to pack? Or any kind of particularly HR thing you know a lot about that you would want to tell employees?


Zenkitty - Feb 21, 2013 2:33:02 pm PST #12264 of 30001
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

I called my BFF and she isn't there, so I'm stuck talking to my faux-niece who can talk 100 miles an hour and I have no idea what she's talking about. Except now she's reading me the script she wrote for her drama class where she played a reincarnated Tinkerbell who swore a lot (but in French so she could get away with it). And now we're talking about balls and she's trying to make lewd jokes and I'm pretending not to understand. She's 15. And now I'm on hold while she messages her friend.


Zenkitty - Feb 21, 2013 2:40:45 pm PST #12265 of 30001
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

And now she's playing me YouTube videos. Over the phone. And describing the action.