One of you is gonna fall and die, and I'm not cleaning it up!

Mal ,'War Stories'


Natter 71: Someone is wrong on the Internet  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Burrell - Feb 20, 2013 11:14:55 am PST #12084 of 30001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

msbelle, feeling like shit when you are at work despite having a cold on top of bronchitis doesn't make you a wimp. Everyone feels like shit when they are that sick. I am sending you hugs and instructions to drink lots of tea and hot chocolate.


Jesse - Feb 20, 2013 11:16:40 am PST #12085 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Wait, what? A cold on top of bronchitis is really sick!


beth b - Feb 20, 2013 11:21:47 am PST #12086 of 30001
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

Part of broncitis is not getting enough oxygen -- so yes, you are very tired and should be


tommyrot - Feb 20, 2013 11:35:47 am PST #12087 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Speaking of Good Stuff:

Matty the Baby Sloth Giving a Woman a Flower

Matty, a baby sloth at the Avarios Sloth Sanctuary of Costa Rica, gently gives Rachael Hosein a flower. Hosein says it was the best day of her life.


Steph L. - Feb 20, 2013 11:40:44 am PST #12088 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

Matty, a baby sloth at the Avarios Sloth Sanctuary of Costa Rica, gently gives Rachael Hosein a flower.

Well, I'm dead now. OF THE CUTE.


DavidS - Feb 20, 2013 11:41:24 am PST #12089 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Well, I'm dead now. OF THE CUTE.

I think that literally would cause Kristin Bell to have a heart attack.


§ ita § - Feb 20, 2013 11:45:54 am PST #12090 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I really don't get sloths and how they can contribute so massively to the quality of someone's day. Like, if my mother or daughter or wife or whatever said the best day of her life was when a tree dwelling mammal couldn't even disengage a flower from its claws itself, I'd be wondering about the quality of the time we'd spent together up to that point.

And, damn, that chicken/goat cheese wrap was almost delish, but the chicken was a little burnt, and the portion is too small--I want to eat 3/4 of it, not 1/2. What use is 1/4 of a wrap?


Scrappy - Feb 20, 2013 11:49:05 am PST #12091 of 30001
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

But the FACE, the face on that baby sloth is just so damn sweet.


Sophia Brooks - Feb 20, 2013 11:50:14 am PST #12092 of 30001
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

I think that literally would cause Kristin Bell to have a heart attack.

I was a little nervous watching pregnant Kristen Bell on Ellen being presented with a sloth.


Burrell - Feb 20, 2013 11:54:55 am PST #12093 of 30001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

I really don't get sloths and how they can contribute so massively to the quality of someone's day. Like, if my mother or daughter or wife or whatever said the best day of her life was when a tree dwelling mammal couldn't even disengage a flower from its claws itself, I'd be wondering about the quality of the time we'd spent together up to that point.

On the one hand, you have no magic in your heart, ita. On the other? You're right. If that's the best day of your life, your life has been a bit bereft.