You're not gonna jokey-rhyme your way out of this one.

Willow ,'Sleeper'


Natter 71: Someone is wrong on the Internet  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


tommyrot - Feb 13, 2013 6:16:55 am PST #11144 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Of course, he also once called to say he was cold and what should he do. The person who answered suggested he put on his coat. With a guy like that, after a certain point all you can do is laugh.

I'd start by telling him to rub some stick together to make a fire. Or else kill a saber-tooth tiger and wear its pelt. I mean, you'd want to gradually bring him into modern times, because things like thermostats and clothing made from woven fabric might be too advanced for him at first.


DavidS - Feb 13, 2013 6:18:48 am PST #11145 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

He is irate. not even exaggerating.

JZ says: "Somewhere Sue is saying 'Let me wipe away the tears with my plastic hand!!'"


Jesse - Feb 13, 2013 6:19:06 am PST #11146 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

I always think I don't want to be a Big Boss, but then I remember the opportunity to call someone and ask them what I should do about being cold. That sounds amazing.


Amy - Feb 13, 2013 6:20:02 am PST #11147 of 30001
Because books.

then I remember the opportunity to call someone and ask them what I should do about being cold. That sounds amazing

Of course, this also works if you're a child.


msbelle - Feb 13, 2013 6:30:47 am PST #11148 of 30001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

it is not a mystery why I sometimes slip and call mac my bosses name or vice versa.


brenda m - Feb 13, 2013 6:33:49 am PST #11149 of 30001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

JZ says: "Somewhere Sue is saying 'Let me wipe away the tears with my plastic hand!!'"

Hopefully somewhere over the Atlantic.


Fred Pete - Feb 13, 2013 6:37:07 am PST #11150 of 30001
Ann, that's a ferret.

Whenever I get worried about the 2 new bosses coming in duirng the next month, I keep reminding myself that I'm eligible to retire in 5 years, 6 months, and 27 days. I don't know whether I'll be able to or not, but I hope it'll be nice to know that I could.


Liese S. - Feb 13, 2013 6:37:49 am PST #11151 of 30001
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."

I'm a little chilly right now in shirt sleeves in my north facing bedroom. I have a hoodie within arm's reach, and there's a fire going in the other room. What should I do?


DavidS - Feb 13, 2013 6:38:42 am PST #11152 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

What should I do?

Put your head in the fire.


Steph L. - Feb 13, 2013 6:39:37 am PST #11153 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

Burn your hoodie for warmth.