Does everyone get a baby? Or am I special?

You got the baby? That means you have to buy the cake next year. Seriously. There's only one baby, and it gets shoved in the cake somewhere, and whoever gets the piece with the (freaky naked plastic) baby is traditionally supposed to buy next year's King Cake.

Okay.

Or make it - I think that these were home made.

isn't acupuncture the one alternative cure that has clinical studies that support it?

I don't really want to get into an argument about this, but no, it doesn't.

interview~ma for Scrappy! Go get 'em, superwoman!

A comic for fans of Kafka and other curious folk:

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal

Go Scrappy Go!

I wish I'd remembered it was Mardi Gras today, I'd have picked something up or something. Ah, well.

My boss wants us to go through our files and not only dump all the materials we have extra copies of, but dump everything to do with Alaska & Hawaii. Because we have offices there and those guys should have all that information.

Except some of us still work on projects in AK & HI! This makes no sense. Also, I fear I will be required to make lots of file folder labels, which I hate doing.

Bah.

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal

"That explanation is beautiful, sensible and completely satisfying."

I don't really want to get into an argument about this, but no, it doesn't.

Technically I'd say you're right, but that has as much to do with the way a clinical trial needs to be structured as it does with acupuncture. But acupuncture doesn't seem woo woo to me. Maybe it's living in LA, where the woo woo grows free, but I reserve the term to describe the truly out-there theories I hear, like that hazel eyes don't exist in nature and are caused by bodily toxins, and that you can turn your hazel eyes blue by drinking aloe vera.

No really, a smart person once told me that FOR REALZ!

you can turn your hazel eyes blue by drinking aloe vera.

The aloe must flow!

The aloe must flow!

I love the Sand Worm scrub.