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Zoe ,'Bushwhacked'


Natter 71: Someone is wrong on the Internet  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Liese S. - Feb 08, 2013 8:35:56 am PST #10386 of 30001
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."

This house's HOA prevents us from putting up an outhouse, which I resent. So I want to build a woodshed, and put the little cutout in it so it looks like an outhouse. Because I'm an ass like that. But seriously, it is so beyond me how I can be in Arizona so rural there is no road maintenance on one stretch because no one can agree on who owns the road, and yet have homeowners covenants more restrictive than when I lived in downtown Wichita or Indianapolis.


tommyrot - Feb 08, 2013 8:37:34 am PST #10387 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

My parents had an outhouse until they sold the farm in the mid-'00s. But it was falling apart by then and we never used it. When I was about three or four our dog had puppies underneath it.

I just realized I never found out what happened to those puppies. Maybe my dad did something to them. Gave them away, I hope.

The farmhouse was electrified back in the 1930s, I think. My aunt has memoires of running around the house turning the new electric lights on and off.


le nubian - Feb 08, 2013 8:45:10 am PST #10388 of 30001
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."

So, I had baked oatmeal with brown sugar, cinnamon, and ginger with fresh strawberries on top and I feel like I have won Friday.

I don't know how long this feeling will last.


msbelle - Feb 08, 2013 8:46:07 am PST #10389 of 30001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

for no reason at all:

la di da di, my friends like to party...


meara - Feb 08, 2013 8:47:15 am PST #10390 of 30001

That sounds like a win to me, Le N!

Tommy, I don't think my grandparents' farm house had an outhouse (that I remember--it was big news when they moved "into town" (of 1300) when I was about 8), but I do remember one Christmas there was a blizzard, and all the electricity went out and the pipes froze, and we had to get water from the hand pump outside.


§ ita § - Feb 08, 2013 8:50:54 am PST #10391 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Fresh strawberries are a bit of a win.

My paternal grandmother died in the mid 80s (also her mid 80s) without electricity or running water in her house. The kitchen was a separate building, but there was no toilet--water was for washing only. The outhouse was over by the graves.


tommyrot - Feb 08, 2013 8:51:37 am PST #10392 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I do remember one Christmas there was a blizzard, and all the electricity went out and the pipes froze, and we had to get water from the hand pump outside.

Huh.

Yeah, power outages during storms were common back before power lines were buried. Most dairy farmers would just milk their cows by hand during a power outage, which would take many more hours than with milking machines. My dad had this big-ass generator on a trailer that he'd hook to a tractor to produce electricity during outages so he could milk cows with the milking machines. The generator would power the house too, and I remember the house lights being kinda' dim while on the generator.


Maria - Feb 08, 2013 8:53:51 am PST #10393 of 30001
Not so nice is that I'm about to ruin a Friday morning for a bunch of people because of a series of unfortunate events and an upset foreign government. - shrift

Jesse, for the Good Things tumblr. This made me cry, in a good way.

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brenda m - Feb 08, 2013 8:57:09 am PST #10394 of 30001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

You should totally do that, Liese.


Jesse - Feb 08, 2013 9:12:56 am PST #10395 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

I will look at all those good things!

It is snowing a lot here, but it's pretty warm out, so it's not sticking much yet. In my urban life, I went out with no socks on, walked to the bank, then to the nail place, then to the burger place, all within a couple of blocks. I think I was the nail person's only client today and she left while I was still drying, so that seems like it was a good call. I mean, I tipped well. Also, her name tag identified her as a Nail Therapist, which I suddenly saw as Nail The rapist, and had to keep myself from saying to her.