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I got Hillary Clinton's concussion tied to AMES research center on the first try! WINNNING!
I just said that you're pretty. Even when you're covered in...engine grease, you're... No, especially, especially when you're covered in engine grease.
Simon ,'Jaynestown'
Natter 71: Someone is wrong on the Internet
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Jessica - Feb 07, 2013 10:28:59 am PST #10242 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Amy - Feb 07, 2013 10:29:39 am PST #10243 of 30001
Because books.
Heh.
No, I'm imagining some of the writers, actually. You don't start a sentence with a numeral, people. Why don't they know this?
EpicTangent - Feb 07, 2013 10:32:01 am PST #10244 of 30001
Why isn't everyone pelting me with JOY, dammit? - Zenkitty
0 people ever taught them.
Amy - Feb 07, 2013 10:34:28 am PST #10245 of 30001
Because books.
You win all the cookies today!
sarameg - Feb 07, 2013 10:38:41 am PST #10246 of 30001
3 hours, 20 minutes and $1100 later, I'm done. Plus new filling.
Now waiting for the numb to wear off such that my lips work.
EpicTangent - Feb 07, 2013 10:40:54 am PST #10247 of 30001
Why isn't everyone pelting me with JOY, dammit? - Zenkitty
You win all the cookies today!
Yay, cookies are good!
Best of luck recovering a working face, sarameg.
sarameg - Feb 07, 2013 10:42:50 am PST #10248 of 30001
Aaaaand my mom just made me cry. She sent me a Valentines card and in it was a huge check for "cars,cats, saving."
She knew I was feeling beat down by financials these past few months, but it wasn't that I couldn't afford it all, I just resented it.
Naptime, I think.
Steph L. - Feb 07, 2013 10:46:37 am PST #10249 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
Aaaaand my mom just made me cry. She sent me a Valentines card and in it was a huge check for "cars,cats, saving."
Awwww. Your mom is the bestest!
meara - Feb 07, 2013 10:46:41 am PST #10250 of 30001
Awww, yay sarameg's mom. And yay crown being over. I'm highly amused that your post started with a 3, right after Amy's thing. Hee. (Obvi, posting is not formal writing. Still funny)
tommyrot - Feb 07, 2013 10:52:52 am PST #10251 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
It's snowing pretty hard here. We're supposed to get about four inches by tonight. Still, that's nowhere near the 2" per hour that the northeast is supposed to get tomorrow.