Most people is pretty quiet right about now. Me, I see a stiff -- one I didn't have to kill myself -- I just get, the urge to, you know, do stuff. Like work out, run around, maybe get some trim if there's a willin' woman about... not that I get flush from corpses or anything. I ain't crazy.

Jayne ,'The Message'


Natter 71: Someone is wrong on the Internet  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Kate P. - Feb 07, 2013 8:58:24 am PST #10226 of 30001
That's the pain / That cuts a straight line down through the heart / We call it love

JZ, I would be ALL OVER that book series. Can you write it up and get it in stores by, say, 2017? I'm aiming to make that our last-baby-by date, and I'd like to get in early on this Aenyd thing.


tommyrot - Feb 07, 2013 9:01:08 am PST #10227 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I should read JZ's post to my mom. She'd be completely confused.

Yeah, I'd read that book series too.


JZ - Feb 07, 2013 9:02:11 am PST #10228 of 30001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

Aw, crap. I don't know if I have the brain cells for a whole series all on my own. Maybe we could Buffista-crowdsource it and use the NO DOUBT MASSIVE revenue from the series to finally purchase Buffista Island?


§ ita § - Feb 07, 2013 9:04:04 am PST #10229 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

The shopping app I use up to 50% of the time I shop is my discount card app--it's small, but it has all the barcodes for all of my rewards cards. I've been using it for more than a year now, I think, and I don't get asked about it as much as before, though last week the guy next to me in line said he was going to look it up.

Took me a while to get the proper rhythm of having both my money out and the right card selected for the cashier, but it's totally simpler than carrying plastic.

Ah! The Walgreens app--how can I forget. That's huge. I can order refills by either scanning barcodes or picking options from currently filled scripts (and I always know how many refills I have left, etc). It has other features, but other than finding the phone numbers of the nearest one and refills, I don't do much.

And Taxi Magic isn't quite shopping, but the ability to order a cab without making a call (and it tells you when its dispatched, when its nearby, what the medallion # is, gives tou the ability to use the phone as a "flag" with the cab #, put in specific instruction, specify the drop off address (and it estimates the cost of the trip). It does also allow you to pay electronically, but they have too sizable a premium (as much as I was going to tip) for it to be worthwhile for me. But if market penetration drops that down, I'd totally do that too. Making sure I have change for the cab is an annoying end-of-week ritual.


EpicTangent - Feb 07, 2013 9:09:27 am PST #10230 of 30001
Why isn't everyone pelting me with JOY, dammit? - Zenkitty

I rarely post in Natter, but I had to chime in with how much I'd love to read JZ's series!


msbelle - Feb 07, 2013 9:10:45 am PST #10231 of 30001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

I just sent an email to a Director detailing info on three flights.

His response?

That flight is fine, go ahead.

?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!! Dear Sir, Communication - u r doing it wrong!!!!!


§ ita § - Feb 07, 2013 9:23:17 am PST #10232 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Ha! My sister pointed me and a friend of hers to that Racialicious post, and all three of us posted comments. She never comments. And she's so non-confrontational and mediating it makes me laugh, because of the two of us? That's so not her.


Consuela - Feb 07, 2013 9:26:32 am PST #10233 of 30001
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix

and then roam steam-Europe disguised as boy pirates and pulling off elaborate cons to survive, fleece clueless industrialists and bring down the rival clan before it destroys their own;

Wow, that looks awesome.

t ponders

We get our free lunch today without the associated staff meeting, which frankly I'm grateful for, since on the agenda was "hirings" and I just don't think I can handle hearing my future talked about so hypothetically in public any more.


Burrell - Feb 07, 2013 9:39:56 am PST #10234 of 30001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

Congrats, Cash, on the DH's new job.

Stay safe and warm this weekend, all you East Coasters.

Also I have a good friend who would LOVE that Ziggy Stardust action figure. As in, sending her the link right now!


Amy - Feb 07, 2013 10:05:35 am PST #10235 of 30001
Because books.

(my pitch: Steampunk proto-feminist/The Riches mashup with a band of Dirigible Roma blood-oath-sworn friends for life who commandeer an air wagon to help one of their group flee a particularly odious arranged marriage to the violent scion of a rival clan, and then roam steam-Europe disguised as boy pirates and pulling off elaborate cons to survive, fleece clueless industrialists and bring down the rival clan before it destroys their own; Aenyd/Eanydh is someone's kid sister who stowed away and can't be returned without serious risk to everyone, but is a preternaturally gifted pickpocket and safecracker)

See me after class, please. This needs to be addressed immediately, and I'm not kidding. Steampunk and girl heroes are big right now, and editors love them.