What you're doing here MIGHT COMPROMISE THEIR MASCULINITY. And, see, there are some things you don't do, even in self defense.
I swear to god, there was a long erudite explanation of how this is a bad thing to do to a guy, and I got nothing...I did explain it was a rape or murder situation, not even bothering to explain that if a man lays any violent hand on me, I don't care what his endgame is--the minute he starts the fight, his nuts are fair game.
Know that chivalric code you're so fond of? ALREADY COMPROMISED. I totes am not the one starting it.
And, see, there are some things you don't do, even in self defense.
That is
not
what they teach in Krav.
I think you should start using Teppy's phrase: "you delicate flower of nut-hood."
Blue Angels just went over my house, methinks. Ought to wander down to the harbor to check them out for a bit.
As the ancient Tibetan philosophy states "Don't start none, won't be none."
I didn't realize that James Brown was Tibetan.
I didn't realize that James Brown was Tibetan.
Yes, he's the Dalai Papa and he's got a brand new bag of nonviolence.
It's a quote from a movie, Vortex. The Losers.
I swear to god, there was a long erudite explanation of how this is a bad thing to do to a guy
But rape is totes cool to do to a woman, because our own magical ladyjunk doesn't matter in that scenario.
Man, that dude deserves a nut shot just for that line of reasoning.
It's official, the Blue Angels scare Loki and Pumpkin. Flyover again and they came running out to me in a panic.
"Dont attack me" seems like a very clear guideline to avoid a nut shot. If a guy can't follow that simple rule then he is the only one to blame for any damage to the junk.
Simon Callow was utterly charming. I wish the entire morning had been him telling stories but I had to sit through a boring meeting about websites and social media strategy.
