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Jessica - Jun 15, 2012 9:22:59 am PDT #9829 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

It's the opposite in LA. We have such a huge volume of traffic that jaywalking actually gets ticketed (often), and I had to re-train my East Coast self to only only ONLY cross when I'm supposed to.

I'll never forget at the DC F2F, heading back to the hotel from the Air & Space Museum. We got to Constitution Ave, and like clockwork, everyone from the Northeast looked both ways and kept walking while everyone from California stayed patiently on the curb waiting for the light to change. I think that was the first time I'd heard that jaywalking tickets were a real thing.


msbelle - Jun 15, 2012 9:23:51 am PDT #9830 of 30001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

omg - the puppy sleeping on his back is dreaming and twitchy and I need to have him here!!


Pix - Jun 15, 2012 9:26:33 am PDT #9831 of 30001
The status is NOT quo.

Jessica, exactly! I have to adapt now for where I am -- back East, cross whenever. Here? Wait.


Jessica - Jun 15, 2012 9:28:55 am PDT #9832 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

The parks department here in Brooklyn are trying to train people in Prospect Park to obey the lights at crosswalks because there have been so many bike/pedestrian accidents, but it's a loooooooooooooooooong process.


erikaj - Jun 15, 2012 9:33:39 am PDT #9833 of 30001
Always Anti-fascist!

At the risk of sounding like Bill Maher: New Rule: You don't get to make laws about things till you can say the words for them out loud.


Jesse - Jun 15, 2012 9:38:06 am PDT #9834 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

omg - the puppy sleeping on his back is dreaming and twitchy and I need to have him here!!

I'm saying.

Now I can't remember if it was in Boston or New York, but someone recently told me about getting a jaywalking ticket in one of those cities, and I literally didn't believe them.


brenda m - Jun 15, 2012 9:40:42 am PDT #9835 of 30001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Heh. When we moved from Manhattan to the midwest when I was young, I think that was the first real Twilight Zone moment for my parents, when my dad got a jaywalking ticket two weeks in.

That and when he asked a coworker where the nearest water fountain was and they directed him four blocks away to city hall.


DavidS - Jun 15, 2012 9:41:43 am PDT #9836 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Now I can't remember if it was in Boston or New York, but someone recently told me about getting a jaywalking ticket in one of those cities, and I literally didn't believe them.

I've gotten jaywalking tickets in Oakland and in Los Angeles (Westwood).

One was obviously a matter of bolstering the city budget (the streets in Oakland were completely bare of traffic when I crossed and it wasn't a busy street at any time), and one was a form of harassment (Westwood - fucking LAPD).


Jesse - Jun 15, 2012 9:43:06 am PDT #9837 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

I've been yelled at by a cop for jaywalking in Oakland (with msbelle! before your wedding!) but we told the cop we were from New York and he let us go.


§ ita § - Jun 15, 2012 9:43:44 am PDT #9838 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I am guessing the incidence of pedestrian crossing accidents is probably high in LA if that's mostly the place people cross the roads, like you guys are suggesting. I don't know if that means it's more dangerous there, or that's just the only place it can happen, though.

I am reasonably resigned to the risk of getting fucked up that way, but I cannot make peace with standing back away from the curb and hoping that six lanes of traffic will coincidentally clear up all at once.