These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me.

Jayne ,'The Train Job'


Natter 70: Hookers and Blow  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Jessica - Jun 15, 2012 5:54:32 am PDT #9790 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Driving in Northern Virginia always drove me crazy with the way that a road would suddenly have every lane be exit-only for different roads, and then, once you read the five thousand signs and figured out which lane you were supposed to be in, it would do it again, and you'd have to read five thousand more signs and shift lanes within like twenty feet.

SO MUCH THIS. The only reason I'm not still driving in circles around the Pentagon trying to find my in-laws' house is that my TomTom GPS tells me which lanes to be in at all times. It is TEH BEST FEATURE EVAR.


smonster - Jun 15, 2012 5:57:41 am PDT #9791 of 30001
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

Check out Victoria's Secret catalog pics from 1979 - [link] (NSFW due to lingerie). Reminds me of the episode of Dukes of Hazzard with Mabel's Mobile Madams.


smonster - Jun 15, 2012 6:04:10 am PDT #9792 of 30001
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

New Orleans signage is laughable at best. More frequently, it's just missing. I've never seen so many signposts without signs. And lane markings? It took me weeks to figure out where St. Charles has two lanes and where it has four. Lanes end abruptly with no merge sign, sinkholes are marked with one cone if you're lucky, and blocks get closed off for street work with no warning whatsoever. When C and her husband were here visiting the other week, she remarked several times how Moldovan the roads are. That's not a compliment, y'all.


Dana - Jun 15, 2012 6:08:47 am PDT #9793 of 30001
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

I am up earlier than I wanted to be, and the farmer's market doesn't open until 9. But I'm hungry now.


smonster - Jun 15, 2012 6:09:59 am PDT #9794 of 30001
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

On the continued Times-Picayune debacle, check out this unbridled chutzpah - [link]


Tom Scola - Jun 15, 2012 6:17:47 am PDT #9795 of 30001
Remember that the frontier of the Rebellion is everywhere. And even the smallest act of insurrection pushes our lines forward.

Cosplay fails. (Warning: cameltoe)


§ ita § - Jun 15, 2012 6:22:44 am PDT #9796 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Calling the Rogue a fail is a bit harsh. It's a great costume. She just needs to adjust herself. I have no idea what the other guys were thinking, but I'm gonna hope they had fun.


Toddson - Jun 15, 2012 6:33:08 am PDT #9797 of 30001
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

In re driving - I think I confused a bunch of drivers when I was in San Francisco. I'm used to standing on the street corner waiting to cross (with the light) until I make sure all the cars are actually stopping. On an unsignaled intersection I wait until everyone in sight has gotten through the intersection, since you never know if they're stopping, going through, or playing chicken with the pedestrians. In SF, we'd have this stand-off, where I'd be waitng for the car to go and the driver would be waiting for me to go.

If you visit DC be warned - those red lights are mostly just decorative.


smonster - Jun 15, 2012 6:40:33 am PDT #9798 of 30001
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

I don't think any of those cosplays are outright fails.

If you visit DC be warned - those red lights are mostly just decorative.

If you visit New Orleans be warned - when one light turns red, the other direction turns green immediately. I mean, IMMEDIATELY. So don't be running those red lights.


§ ita § - Jun 15, 2012 6:49:18 am PDT #9799 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I don't think any of those cosplays are outright fails

What does constitute an outright fail?

It seems that LA pedestrians (yes, I did say that) hesitate at pedestrian crossings, but I find that if I don't make it obvious that I'M CROSSING THE STREET NAO cars aren't going to stop. So, I walk. And, as a driver, I like to be able to tell the difference between someone just standing there (because I've stopped for this more than once) and someone with intent to cross.

However, drivers? Never honk at me when I'm already in the middle of the road. At that point you can kindly fuck off.