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'Dirty Girls'


Natter 70: Hookers and Blow  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Sophia Brooks - Jun 14, 2012 8:57:19 am PDT #9646 of 30001
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

Good Luck Aurelia!

I really hate my downstairs neighbor AND UPS right now, although somewhat irrationally. I have a package coming to my home that I really DO NOT WANT to get sent back because I need it for a show. I can't have it delivered to the theatre because the secretary isn't working this summer, and the package pickup place closes before I get off work. I can't have it delivered to my work because they are now not delivering packages that they deem as personal. And now at home, my neighbor won't sign for it and also, I think her grandchildren banging in and out of the front door are knocking the infonotices off, so I don't get them. The UPS website only lets me change my delivery options if I have the info-notice number.


le nubian - Jun 14, 2012 8:59:12 am PDT #9647 of 30001
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."

good luck aurelia! you are going to impress them! big time!


lisah - Jun 14, 2012 9:02:04 am PDT #9648 of 30001
Punishingly Intricate

Good luck, Aurelia!

thank you all. You make me feel better!


Sue - Jun 14, 2012 9:06:18 am PDT #9649 of 30001
hip deep in pie

Good luck aurelia!


Consuela - Jun 14, 2012 9:06:52 am PDT #9650 of 30001
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix

Good luck aurelia!

In other news, Father's Day is Sunday. And I remembered! So I ordered Dad the full dvd set of the Ioan Gryffudd (sp?) Horatio Hornblower shows. He likes Patrick O'Brian, so I hope he'd like these.

The real gift, of course, is the cook who starts next Monday and will make dinner for the folks every weekday. So long as my mother doesn't freak out about it...


Sophia Brooks - Jun 14, 2012 9:12:11 am PDT #9651 of 30001
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

Well, I just found out why UPS won't leave packages at my house- they don't leave packages at multi family dwellins with only one entrance. Since my house looks like a house, they used to just leave it there. But since my (newish) neighbor is there and goes outside and such, and she is not me, they figured out it was a multi family dwelling and won't leave it. My old neighbor also worked during the day, so they always left the packages thinking it was a single house.


Matt the Bruins fan - Jun 14, 2012 9:25:15 am PDT #9652 of 30001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

Matt, my twitter feed is abuzz over some fucked up flu-like virus going around that saps people's energy. Do you have a bug?

I hope not - no other symptoms besides tiredness anyway. I didn't think anything of it earlier in the week because I was coming off 5 days of sleep deprivation thanks to biker rally and rudely early movers, but after a couple good nights and nothing more physically strenuous than my daily walks I'd expect to be feeling energetic again.


DavidS - Jun 14, 2012 9:41:30 am PDT #9653 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

That did lead me to this Laura Shapiro vid:

Laura's vids are always so interesting. That song is from the Disney tribute album Stay Awake which also has the great Tom Waits' version of "Heigh Ho" and The Replacements doing "Cruella DeVille."


Jesse - Jun 14, 2012 9:49:19 am PDT #9654 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Jeez louise, Sophia! You can literally never get a package.

Good luck, aurelia!

We now get emailed transcriptions of our voicemails, and they are generally hilarious, but I just got the one that takes the cake. I never realized this outside entity I work with sounds just like "yucky," but it totally does!


JenP - Jun 14, 2012 9:50:45 am PDT #9655 of 30001

People, LEARN HOW TO ACT.

This would solve a multitude of problems from the micro to the macro. Also, people need to de-delicatize. Well, no, that's not an also, that's part of the original directive.