In conclusion(s): people can be dicks, and babies are probably a safe paleo entree.

Well, sure, as long as they're not processed babies.

Mmmm...tasty processed nacho-cheese-flavored babies...

Among the ones I've never heard: "open the kimono". And I am *so* glad about that, because I would not know where to look or who to glare at first.

I have decided that this refers to the Jensen Ackles scene in Blonde. And that's ALL it can ever refer to because anything else makes me really creeped out.

When I told them that I wasn't trying to lose weight -- since I embody the deathfatz OMGOBESITYEPIDEMIC [speaking of something that can be disproven with actual hard data] -- the wife of the couple actually looked like I said I eat babies.

I got this once from a physical therapist, when I was in high school. She tried to start the weight conversation with, "Are you comfortable with your weight?" My real answer would be no, but I didn't want to get into that discussion, so I said yes, I was comfortable with my weight. And then she started lecturing me on why I shouldn't be comfortable with my weight.

One of the the things that's keeping me from pulling the trigger (jargon!) on the gastric bypass is that everyone's going to go "Ooh, couldn't lose weight by diet alone, huh?" And by everyone I mean the meatspace people whom I haven't managed to frighten into not making comments to me that are none of their business.

Seriously, you can't just say "sugar used to be a prescription-controlled substance" and use "I googled it and found references easily" as your proof.

I was wondering if this person was drawing that conclusion from "A Spoonful of Sugar" in Mary Poppins.

Though it is interesting that crystallized sugar wasn't widely known in the West before the Crusades.

Warning:

do not listen to CNN reports of testimony in the Sandusky trial. I am in a fucked up mood today because of a bad day at work and I listened to the testimony, thinking my mood couldn't get much darker.

Guess what?

miscalculation on my part.

I have decided that this refers to the Jensen Ackles scene in Blonde. And that's ALL it can ever refer to because anything else makes me really creeped out.

That's the best thing I've heard all day.

In weird local news, the media trucks in front of the courthouse for Sandusky's trial are going to have to find somewhere else to go this weekend, because the streets are already reserved for a car show. People drive vintage and interesting cars around the town, and there are vendors and a sock-hop. The media trucks, however, are invited to join in. [link] (I seriously doubt they will join. But I suppose that Bellefonte, in keeping with the "charming" and "quaint" and "old-world" reputation from all the background articles, had to be polite and extend the invitation.)

Hil, it's been so weird to me to have Bellefonte in the news - we lived there when I was a small child but moved to south Jersey when I was 4 It's a place that appears more in stories that my parents told than in my actual memories.