Jayne: We was just about to spring into action, Captain. Complicated escape and rescue op. Wash: I was going to watch. It was very exciting.

'Shindig'


Natter 70: Hookers and Blow  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


tommyrot - Jun 08, 2012 11:37:35 am PDT #8951 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

SUPERHEROES LIP ART FEATURING BATMAN, CAPTAIN AMERICA AND SUPERMAN


-t - Jun 08, 2012 11:45:58 am PDT #8952 of 30001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Those are purty. Though the superman one kind of looks like a ketchup and mustard smear.


flea - Jun 08, 2012 12:03:34 pm PDT #8953 of 30001
information libertarian

I got called for an interview for different job today, which is good except it's the all-day exhausting sort of interview, and the job, if I got it, would involve the commute from heck. Deep ambivalence, thy name is me! Especially after 4 hours at our neighbor's pool club; I need to put this whole thing aside in my brain until tomorrow at least.


Amy - Jun 08, 2012 12:08:57 pm PDT #8954 of 30001
Because books.

This pug can't run. And he sings like a leprechaun. Adorable.


§ ita § - Jun 08, 2012 12:11:35 pm PDT #8955 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

OMG, what is wrong with it??? That creeps me out...


Amy - Jun 08, 2012 12:12:10 pm PDT #8956 of 30001
Because books.

It's hysterical! "I cannot feckin' run..."


Dana - Jun 08, 2012 12:13:06 pm PDT #8957 of 30001
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

Okay, who has worked phone support before and can confirm for me that sometimes, if things aren't going well, you "accidentally" disconnect people.

I won't judge, I swear.


Jesse - Jun 08, 2012 12:17:20 pm PDT #8958 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Argh, my coworker kept me yacking so I missed the good shuttle. Bah.

Also, another coworker came over with a question for us about a problem he was having. My actual response? "Google that shit." I realize he is older, but come ON. That is the first answer to any computer issue! GOOGLE THAT SHIT.


§ ita § - Jun 08, 2012 12:23:24 pm PDT #8959 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Man, a co-worker just pissed me off. He's looking for the developer that sits in the cube next to me. He comes, she's not there, he starts muttering. Her (and my) manager pipes up and says "Well, maybe she's taking lunch?" And co-worker replies with, in the pettiest snottiest tone "Well, she's been doing that for two and a half hours!"

Seriously? Do you not want anyone on your side ever again?

He's also the sort of guy who deliberately and pointed reads every word he can see on your screen, and will even flip idly through windows if you let him use your keyboard.

Who wants that person around?


Dana - Jun 08, 2012 12:25:45 pm PDT #8960 of 30001
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

Customer service question #2: Muzak is a punishment, right?