River: The human body can be drained of blood in 8.6 seconds given adequate vacuuming systems. Mal: See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like.

'Safe'


Natter 70: Hookers and Blow  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


shrift - Jun 07, 2012 12:19:35 pm PDT #8788 of 30001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

I grew up knowing people who told elaborate lies, so I occasionally catch myself thinking about how easy it would be to pull a fast one. Not that I would.

Today I finally got information on my promotion regarding the compensation piece, and it was not disappointing. I see retail therapy in my future.


Lee - Jun 07, 2012 12:20:48 pm PDT #8789 of 30001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

I see retail therapy in my future.

In Hawaii?


Consuela - Jun 07, 2012 12:21:49 pm PDT #8790 of 30001
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix

And besides, we already had a theremin playing actuary who went to MIT and a Gothic etiquette expert and a witty British woman teaching in Cairo and Bangkok and a Jamaican woman who was the child of a diplomat and a scientist, grew up in London and became an expert in computers and martial arts.

Yeah, that was the thing. How was a half-Irish black college instructor with a brilliant Korean chemist for a girlfriend and who got bit by a monkey in Africa that unlikely, compared to ita?

The conversation I had with him about my imaginary Encyclopedia of Lost Pop Cultural Tropes was something he found useful.

DUDE. I get so pissed off every time I see TVTropes linked in a major public forum. He didn't build that thing himself!


shrift - Jun 07, 2012 12:25:37 pm PDT #8791 of 30001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

In Hawaii?

Sure! I only got to see one island, so clearly I need to go back and spend a lot of money on sushi.


amych - Jun 07, 2012 12:28:20 pm PDT #8792 of 30001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

In other news, someone who is, apparently, EXACTLY what he appeared to be: Married actor spends plane flight hitting on seat neighbor, who live-tweets the whole thing. To 13,000 followers.


tommyrot - Jun 07, 2012 12:32:38 pm PDT #8793 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Oh, that sounds like fun.

To read, anyway. Maybe not fun for the actor's seat neighbor. And not for the actor at this point.


§ ita § - Jun 07, 2012 12:34:10 pm PDT #8794 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Oh, SNAP. So freaking busted. That is a thing of beauty.

And I like her self-mocking when he calls her an artist.


Allyson - Jun 07, 2012 12:34:11 pm PDT #8795 of 30001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

And besides, we already had a theremin playing actuary who went to MIT and a Gothic etiquette expert and a witty British woman teaching in Cairo and Bangkok and a Jamaican woman who was the child of a diplomat and a scientist, grew up in London and became an expert in computers and martial arts.

Lori helped build the rovers and is a noted participant of Dog in Elk.

Emilyn was (is?) a NYT writer, right?

erinaceous put words in the dictionary.

jengod was on jeopardy.

This place is like MAGIC.


le nubian - Jun 07, 2012 12:35:36 pm PDT #8796 of 30001
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."

amych,

that's some good shit.

I wonder what his wife thinks. I wonder if he is back in AA.


smonster - Jun 07, 2012 12:36:14 pm PDT #8797 of 30001
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

The first lead carpenter I worked under claimed to be 30; to have parachuted into Panama and watched most of his comrades get shot out of the sky and then spent days hiding in the mud waiting for rescue; to be a LifeFlight pilot; to be friends with some country star and have met Reba McEntire; and on and on and on.

All lies, even his age. He was 27 and had a heart attack on the job site, and I started talking to the other guy (small company) and it was bullshit, every bit. I just didn't expect to be lied to. I'm less gullible now, but I still take most of what people tell me at face value.